Remoteking

A person whos always richer than someone else in some occasion

Dude that guy just got PKED, yeah but hes remoteking so at'least hes richer than tybreaker3

by bobbarkeriscool December 24, 2008

Remook

the past tense of remake

I remook that game.

by cloudxhigh May 31, 2009

remote jockey

Person with the remote when a group of friends and/or family is watching tv.
Has power over volume, muting, pausing, thing being watched, etc

Hey, remote jockey, put the volume up.

by kingofgeats July 20, 2010

Remoteitis

A disease that afflicts children and spouses who grab the remote control of a TV set and keep changing channels at incredible speed. Symptoms are completely at variance with rheumatism or arthritis and worsen in the evening and can only be treated by permanently disabling the remote control.

Jack's wife and son have remoteitis which prevents him from seeing any channel properly on TV almost every evening.

by Mohit Hira July 12, 2011

remote reflex

The lightning fast,cat-like reflex of grabbing the remote control to mute or change channels when an uber annoying commercial comes on the TV. Can be anything from a Jennifer Hudson Weight Watcher promo,to a hard-to-watch starving child,animal abuse or child with whooping cough spot.

My remote reflex has been timed at 15/100 of a second.

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

remooresful

being sickeningly capacitated by a michael moore interview

did you catch that michael moore interview last night? yeah i think its safe to say the whole country is remooresful.

by jmc1971 July 29, 2012

remote control plane

A small, often scale model of a real plane that is controlled remotely by a small handheld device. These aircraft can usually go anywhere from 20 dollars to thousands depending on what you do. These aircraft can do 300 MPH if you get the right equipment, typically a pulsejet is going to be the fastest thing you can get, but you should consider getting a small high winged trainer aircraft to start with.

Taquisha: I am a negro.
Frank: We know.

Frank: Hey did you see that pulsejet at the remote control plane show yesterday?
Greg: Yeah, someone said it did like 280 MPH!

by Brownturd December 1, 2013