cranius rectus

An individual who suffers from having their head stuck in their own ass.

Mom: Johnny was sent to the principal 's office today.

Dad: What did he do this time?
Mom: That boy has Cranius Rectus.

by Goobsnack April 7, 2017

Rectumperation

The period of time after engaging in rough anal sex, in which you abstain from the activity to give your ass time to recuperate.

"That gangbang was fun, but I'm going to need a long period of rectumperation."

by Raphael-Wolfgang November 29, 2011

rectussy

A laceration between the vagina and rectum (see also - vagasshole)

That woman has a nasty looking rectussy.

by bsslegel March 6, 2010

rectometer

A device used to measure the vibrations caused by a fart.

He scored 40 counts per second on the rectometer with that last fart.

by Meagre Shit August 20, 2014

Recktum

What you name yourself when you like extremly aggressive buttsex.

Boy: wow I aced the asfab! I am going to be recktum.

Man: asfab? You mean asvab. Come here you little girl, let me show you some real recktum.

by Lolrektkid May 11, 2018

Recumbent

An extremely boring design for a bicycle. Unlike traditional bicycles, which feature an upright, centered, and active riding position, recumbent bicycles have riders sit on their respective asses. The sole benefit of a recumbent bicycle is aerodynamics. Bunnyhops, cutties, drifts, and manuals, or in other words, any technique remotely fun or interesting on a bicycle is impossible on a recumbent.

Hey Tom, if you ever catch me riding a recumbent, you have permission to beat my ass.

by 3amigos November 27, 2007

rectumolish

You are so "assholish" that you are both a rectum and an asshole

"You are so rectumolish when it comes to that!"

by Cuntsmella October 24, 2008