auto-rectal

The state of having one's head up one's own ass

Wow, that book sure was auto-rectal

by LightWeaver June 23, 2024

Rectal devastation

The absolute annihilation of your ass

Kirsty performed rectal devastation on her ass the other day with a 15 inch dildo

by iisaltyi January 31, 2020

Cranial-Rectal Impaction (Syndrome)

A condition wherein the patient's rectum is blocked (impacted) by their own cranial matter, resulting in the following symptoms: inability to think critically, difficulty processing rational arguments, loss of desire to collaborate. Oddly it does not impact the ability to pass flatus.

Those suffering from this condition also often suffer from procto-milontas.

Nurse - the patient is clearly suffering from a cranial-rectal impaction (syndrome). Please provide 30 mg of Thorazine and be prepared to perform an attitute adjustment.

by Patrol Jeff May 11, 2023

Rectal Verifier

A task performed by qualified recaloids (the small long bearded chaps usually found it shoddy porn films and xrated music videos). The purpose of a Rectal Verifier is to analyse the total area and perimeter of an anus and put the findings on to a large database that has no specific reason for existing.

"I valanoid here by decree that your anus is suited for class 4 foreign objects?"

by Gonzo January 1, 2004

rectal rose

When a man de-thorns a rose and inserts it into his rectum. He then presents the rose to his partner by bending over and squeezing it out of his rectum. Bonus points if a little poo comes out that you can plant it in.

Person 1: “Oh my god, Timmy gave me a rectal rose last night”

Person 2: “Eew what the fuck?”

by petergenethepumpkinqueen October 2, 2025

Colton’s rectal rodeo

The sexual act of slipping one finger in the ass and with every stoke inserting an extra finger, once the whole arm is inserted go for two…. Proceed to root around like a bear with rabies in a honey pot eventually make your way all the way into the carcass and stay for a while make sure your comfy! do not give her up to the authority’s till cold. (Recommend only for big girls)

Dude you will not believe what I did last night! I pulled off the Colton’s rectal rodeo like we practiced at the beach!! She was skinny as a twig though… I ended up digging through to the hardwood and got a splinter… that was a pisser, thanks the the three guys who showed me the ropes!!

by Big.dicks.shed.n.breakfast October 2, 2021

Rectal specter

someone who frequently and compulsively makes subtle dirty jokes about common daily occurrences. or a person that takes pride in being a perverted douche canoe while not realizing how deconstructive it is to their social status, eventually becoming a ghost of their former sense of humor who people eventually start to hate.

If that rectal specter makes one more "that's what she said" joke im going to chris brown a bitch

by Sublimon January 22, 2010