someone who frequently and compulsively makes subtle dirty jokes about common daily occurrences. or a person that takes pride in being a perverted douche canoe while not realizing how deconstructive it is to their social status, eventually becoming a ghost of their former sense of humor who people eventually start to hate.
by Sublimon January 14, 2010
by rockin randall 1973 October 1, 2009
"I don't like that guy, he's a rectal privateer."
by The worst English student January 20, 2022
Myself and my partner had a hard time picking out a double ended dildo for the rectal arrangement we had planned later on in the day.
by zaharie June 5, 2019
by MYsTeRious7wiErDneSS May 27, 2022
When someone penetrates your rectal area and you are ecstatic.
The ecstasy you feel when you get booty busted.
You love it in the ass so much you are in ecstasy.
The ecstasy you feel when you get booty busted.
You love it in the ass so much you are in ecstasy.
Damn, when I went down to that new bar, the Bull and Mouth, I stayed there all night because they played the Rectal Ecstasy game.
by RebDav September 17, 2017
A rectal speedboat is where your partner is in the bath, you run in hover your anus just in the water and let out a ripper fart, the sound that follows sounds like a backfiring speedboat engine
Oh my partner ruined my bath last night and gave me the rectal speedboat
I’ve been victim to a rectal speedboat
I’ve been victim to a rectal speedboat
by Siege of Society December 13, 2018