I'd rather bang CPA

Hell to the no. Absolutely not. Under no circumstances would I do that. Ever.

Q: Do you want to go on a date?
A: I'd rather bang CPA than go on a date with you.

by ILB September 17, 2013

i'd really rather never

To want to avoid an obvious life experience

She asked if I wanted to eat bull's balls, but of course I had to say I'd really rather never.

by GlazeHer July 20, 2017

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram

Your idea stinks

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.

by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019

I'd've Rather'd've

A hillbilly involuntary slang for "I would have rather had have ___".

I'd've rather'd've gotten weed over shrooms any day.

by Confuction October 23, 2020

I’d rather suffocate

Honestly I’m not doing it it’s never happening no no no never nope not me never gonna happen thank you

Teacher: Hey can you send in your assignment for my class
Me: no I’d rather suffocate :)

by Boiyomamahah March 3, 2021

i'd rather drive on the left side of the road

means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something

ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄

by Savanah100 May 25, 2021

I'd rather not answer that

How your Amazon echo will respond if you insult it, swear at it or ask opinions on politics.

Me: Echo, do you think Donald Trump is an idiot?

Echo: I'd rather not answer that

Me:Echo, you're a cheesehead

Echo: I'd rather not answer that.

Me: Echo, fuck off you fucking bastard bitch.

Echo: I'd rather not answer that.

by UltimateDoge June 29, 2021