rancid jissom

A euphemism coined by William S. Burroughs, used in the same sense as the metaphor "finding the common thread," albeit implying the 'common thread' is itself something awful; junk addiction, in Burroughs' case.

"The world network of junkies, tuned on a cord of rancid jissom, tying up in furnished rooms, shivering in the junk-sick morning." -from 'Naked Lunch'

by J. Brandon Loberg May 4, 2008

Cool Ranched

Similar to a "Dirty Sanchez" this is when a man takes his finger and slides it between his thigh and nut sack, then applies the film to someone's upper lip, which has a smell similar to Cool Ranch Doritos.

The smell intensifies as the day grows hotter...

Harrison: Man, it's pretty fucking hot out today!
Odell: Yea, someone is getting Cool Ranched fo sho.
Harrison: Cool Ranched?
Odell: (performs the devious act on Harrison)
Harrison: Ugh! Sick dude!...yet it does smell like Cool Ranch Doritos! BONUS!

by teh eXodus June 30, 2009

rancid charley

girls giving you a blow job, she throws up on your dick, you use it as a lube and stick it in her ass.

"I rancid charlied that girls poop shoot."

"that chick was so drunk last night, that I got away with a rancid charley"

by ambientsoldier October 6, 2007

ranch cannon

A wang that can launch a high volume of semen with substantial force and distance

I want to fire my ranch cannon all over the titties

by yeyeyeye June 18, 2009

Rancid

Crappy

'I don't know why he only calls when he want to hook-up. It's just so rancid.'

by ShaeBae98 November 3, 2014

Crab Ranch

When someone has Crabs or (scabies) in their A hole then they have an anal Crab Ranch

Nick has a huge crab ranch in his ass... even a donkey punch won't save David this time.

by Mr. Slappy Kinkaid May 18, 2004

Fag Rancher

One who is so gay they own a ranch of queers

Raney is a fag rancher.

by Dick goldenrod February 21, 2010