2 definitions by Mr. Slappy Kinkaid

A girl with an unholy amount of pubic hair. Her vagina is then considered the Rugly Inn
My girlfriend hasn't trimmed in forever so I had to stay at The Rugly Inn last night.
by Mr. Slappy Kinkaid May 18, 2004
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When someone has Crabs or (scabies) in their A hole then they have an anal Crab Ranch
Nick has a huge crab ranch in his ass... even a donkey punch won't save David this time.
by Mr. Slappy Kinkaid May 18, 2004
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