not ruddy likely

1. highly improbable
2. as likely as using wood to cut diamonds
3. as likely as a virgin floozy recovering from cervical, vaginal, and colon cancer
4. as likely as a psychotic, autistic person with low to middling intelligence and work ethic becoming wildly successful in her field
5. of Biblical probability: Was the Red Sea made into a corridor? Not ruddy likely BUT GOD DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE EVERY DAY

"Girlpearl! Was that self-published book a #1 New York Times bestseller??!"
"Not ruddy likely."

by LAWarachnid May 24, 2022

Land Rudder

The phenomenon observed in video games wherein a video game character ignores the laws of physics, or performs irrational actions of running into and bumping into environmental objects.

You play the game like a land rudder, why is your horse vertical on that mountain side?

by Alieksendar March 9, 2023

Carter ruddell

Mysterious asf . He can pull in June tho

“Carter ruddell ate out a model”

by Ian yung March 12, 2024

dragging rudder

swimming nude with a boner

1.Giancarlo was swimming slower than normal because he was dragging rudder. 2. Jeff lowered his pants and got behind the jetski so he could drag rudder in front of the jet and release his semen into the lake.

by simps4roast April 24, 2024

Love rudder

Erect penis, pecker, Johnson, todger, tool. The act of being steered around by the erect penis.

After getting wood ,my Bae led me to the bedroom by my Love rudder.

by Gramanda34 June 15, 2024

sloppy rudder

To motorboat an ass

Cody: dude, did you eat her ass?
Jordo: yeah, I motorboated it, gave her the ol' sloppy rudder!

by DonnieT December 7, 2024

Step Rudder

Having your step sibling complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the stepbro holds his own penis.

Stepbro gave Bunch a step Rudder, because they are two freaky Step siblings who like to try new things.

by IronMan2020! March 14, 2025