Putanka

A certified hoe

Bry, fuck that putanka

by I-R-MONKEE March 4, 2022

Putin's lackeys

Intellectuals who make fools of themselves, who spout intellectually sounding nonsense.

Are you among Putin's lackeys?

by Sexydimma March 12, 2022

Putin's Retreat

A situation where you and your wife are invited to your boss's home for dinner. Upon finishing dinner, your boss takes your wife and proceeds to have sex with her on the dinner table in front of you while firmly holding your gaze. Upon finishing, he instructs you to leave and you are expected to shake his hand at the door and thank him for a lovely evening.

My boss invited us over for dinner again. I'm reluctant to go because I know it's just going to be another Putin's Retreat.

by xavi_danger August 3, 2022

Put on the necklace

To kill oneself via hanging.

Johnny Test couldn’t cope with the circumstances and put on the necklace.

by NotPieGuy August 24, 2022

putinist

A person who commits a string of blunders in quick succession.

Guy one: Will Vlad be ok?
Guy two: Well, the ambulance crashed on the way to the hospital.
Guy three: What! What happened?
Guy two: Vlad tried to fly by climbing up the garden shed and lifting his own feet off the ground. It didn't go well and he ended up landing on the yard rake and losing his nuts.
Guy three: What an utter Putinist!

by NuclearFalloutWhen? October 6, 2022

Putin warns

An empty threat.
The US's equivalent to "China's final warning".

"Hey, did you hear? Putin warns that he'll attack the US."
"That's not going to happen."
"What makes you so sure?"
""Putin warns", that alone means it's an empty threat."

by SomeCaliGirl February 10, 2023

Putinophobia

Fear of any fact related to Vladimir Putin: appearance, voice, decisions, allies, etc. Mostly linked to phobia of authoritarian and terrorist regimes.

Medics tried to cure my putinophobia, but it turns out it's too strong, maybe Ukraine's win might naturally do it.

by Antirussian August 17, 2023