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Cambodian Meat-Puppet

Noun. Origins, Cambodia, during Nam don't ask....Traditional rite of passage (see also Cambodian Flesh Hoagie Rodeo, Only Grade D) When a Flacid penis is transformed into a marinade so that the urethra is slighty to extremely horizotally fixed into the oblong Cambodian Slit-EYE.
Exhibit A: I got a fever, and the only cure is the one and only Cambodian Meat-Puppet.
Exhibit B:
by Necron ? Perez September 14, 2009
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Ugly Puppet

Ejaculating onto a hand puppet that was used to manually stimulate the person ejaculating.
I saw Dave give Caleb an ugly puppet! Poor Kermit was a mess after wards....
by Kermit THEE Frog December 1, 2009
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butt puppet

In prison, Bubba made the new inmate his butt puppet.
by Chimp June 23, 2003
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Finger Puppet

The act of placing a single finger two knuckles deep within an unsuspecting sleeping partners anus.
Lubricating aids are not used in order to ensure a tight seal.
Once the recipient of the finger wakes with a finger tightly wedged in their ass, the owner of the finger is duty bound to wiggle said buried finger and speak in a high pitched voice as one would when putting on a finger puppet show.
For 45 minutes he slowly pried her ass open to insert a finger.
When she awoke with a finger in her bum, a high pitched voice exclaimed "I'm a finger puppet and I want some cookies".
by 4Drunks December 19, 2010
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sluz puppet

A chick (or guy) who you like to occassionally like use as a booty call and they will also do anything you like sexually for not only you but who ever you tell her to do so too, including mates, strangers etc.
" I got that sluz puppet to fuck me and three of my mates last and the guy from down the road last night"
by Sick Rotor January 17, 2008
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The Puppet Show

You take a small girl, around 100 pounds and shove your hand in her ass and pick her up. You fuck her standing up while jacking yourself off through her asshole and pussy.
I introduced that little bitch to the puppet show last night!
by The Puppet Master January 5, 2018
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italian sausage puppet show

The act of thrusting one's hand into an Italian man's anus until successfully reaching his penis and using it as a puppet for people's entertainment.
The kids enjoyed watching the Italian sausage puppet show at the fair today.

or

"What did you and your boyfriend do last night?"
"We role played and did an Italian sausage puppet show!"
by Myrealnameissasuke June 17, 2017
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