pulling a geographic

A phrase used in the recovery community describing an illogical belief that switching locations will solve all of one’s life problems when in fact the problems are rooted in one’s self and whatever concurrent substance abuse that exists.

My curious and loving father with the beautiful but self-destructive mind was the brilliant master of pulling a geographic, and each time he made a move, he truly innocently began all over again, mostly believing in himself and his powerful intellect but forgetting his addiction and so he mastered living all over the world in the most magical towns and cities but he died alone and most likely, more afraid of life than death and so he took the leap and left his world behind.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2020

Pulling a len

when you jack-off in a urinal while in school, get caught by a teacher, then get detention for it.

hey why is Mike in detention?" "he got caught pulling a len.

by Thomas A. Pacifica November 2, 2010

Pulling an Aaron Rodgers

When an individual misleads or lies about being fully vaccinated against the Coronavirus. This individual pretends to be fully vaccinated by acting in such a manner; not wearing a mask, partaking in social events and/ or not notifying those in close proximity.

Pulling An Aaron Rodgers defined as: lying to someone or everyone of being fully vaccinated against the Coronavirus.

by NotJohnWick November 8, 2021

Pulling a Mason

Doing something really gay in a sad attempt to look cool.

When you dry humped that basketball you were pulling a Mason.

by Mbandit August 24, 2009

pulling a cameron

to be caught blatanly staring at a girls boobs.

dude 1: dude, tim just pulled a cameron and got slapped.

dude 2: he had it coming. tim's not sneaky enough to get away with pulling a cameron.

by chirss April 28, 2008

Pulling a Kuyvenhoven

Applying the germans "blitzkrieg" to the activity of masturbation, "literally choking the chickens head off"

Rod - "so brodeo, what were you up to last night?"
Tod - "dude i was Pulling a Kuyvenhoven, i literally collapsed afterwards"
Rod - " holy shit dude, i did that once before and my hand turned white"

by xcrunner1992 March 31, 2009

Pulling an Allegra

Out of a sudden quitting a conversation or location without a known reason for a long time; rage-quitting.

Stop pulling an allegra on me; Don't forget to allegra your girlfriend.

by julesvalenti1 May 21, 2011