promoser

n.; portmanteau of "promoter poser"; one whose chief technique for attracting members of the opposite sex (or the same sex, for homosexuals) is to pretend to be nontrivially connected to the venue in which he/she is presently in; other popular pretends are owners, owners' relatives, managers, public relations, vice presidents, disc jokeys, and photographers; may be pronounced as either rhyming with "poser" or "loser"; c.p. promoter

John: ladies, I'm sorry to interrupt, but I just want to say how beautiful you are all looking and how honored we are to have you frequent our humble establishment
Allison: aw, you're so sweet. can I have your number so I can call you?
Arianna: don't bother, he's just a promoser, I saw him paying at the door

Owner: alright i dont want to see no fights tonight...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no vomiting...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no people sneaking into VIP, people not paying cover...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no fat bitches, ugly bitches, bitches who have wrinkles on their faces...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no hooking up on my dance floor, eating girls out on my bartop, bodily fluids on my couches...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...or drunk people pissing in my drinks. but LEAST OF ALL, I don't want to see no promosers up in my joint
Security: yes sir, if we find we shall exterminate

by language_sentinel August 25, 2005

Promocaust

Promotional advertising on a socially devestating scale

"John went on a promocaust over his new hairdryer - people are getting quite annoyed."

by Paul "skenmy" Williams December 28, 2005

promise party

A party which is thrown if someone doesn’t believe in marriage or being the center of attention at a wedding, but still wants to celebrate being committed to each other for a very long time.

He proposed to her with a promise ring so instead of a traditional wedding, they’re going to all have a promise party.

by Holifeterms July 4, 2018

promise 😊

a lie

“promise 😊”

by louist91 November 24, 2021

homo promo

Any ad or commercial that appeals, due to the strategic use of either clothing, props, colors or language, to someone of the gay persuasion.

The latest Mini Cooper ad is such a homo promo.

by schnargy March 16, 2004

promdoms

condoms you buy specifically for prom

yo,let me get some promdoms

by raisin June 10, 2007

astroturf promotion

faux-grassroots promotion, usually hiding a corporate advertising or marketing movement. May also cover corporate graffiti.

The recent "leaking" of fall pilots to YouTube is shameless astroturf promotion.

by Dancomono July 17, 2006