Presidents Day

A holiday that has no real reason other than being an excuse for furniture and automotive dealers to have huge sales, and make Americans that don't know anything about their government feel stupid.

Example One: It's Presidents Day, so come on down and fork over alot of money for this used car...

Example Two:

Dumb Person: Hey, Happy Pres. Day, man!

Smart Person: Yeah...okay. Hey, do you know who the first five presidents were?

DP: Uh...Washington, Jefferson...Lincoln.

SP: Exactly.

by Rhobyn February 9, 2008

President

The basis for ridicule where people who think all of life's problems will vanish just like that simply because it's someone else. Truth be told, it matters not who in hell you are because if problems were so easy to resolve then I'd be rich. Presidents are simply officials chosen to preside over a meeting or assembly. They are not some miracle-working messiah that we can accuse of shenanigans everytime they're unable to accomplish a goal on the first day. I would not expect to see Obama fly out of his office window in Superman's outfit and clean up the oil spill manually himself.

Person1: Well there's another world crisis. I'm sure the president will get to it eventually.
Person2: He promised there would be change. You know what? This guy's a phony!
Person1: Now that's just rude and ignorant!
Person2: Hey everybody, this guy's a great big fat phony!

by DarkSpyda04 June 10, 2010

president

see also, liar/asshole/dictator

the president says were free, haha!!! crock o shit

by ... May 18, 2003

President

Persident (n.) (1) A person in a place of high status, but not necessarily power. (2) A person promoted to the highest level of incompetence, ususally though a 'democratic' election. (3) the HMFIC of a country or region. (4) Someone who would rather lay on in intern than a bed. (see also: clinton) (5) sucker.

"The president of the United States is the second most powerful person in the world, right next to the captian of a US nuclear missle submarine."

by Cunjo July 22, 2004

prominent

A guy who dresses smart, will pay for the drinks and will smoke nothing but a quality sigar. Always has a light scent of money on him but normally covers that up with expensive cologne. He will walk into a party with a tailored suit on and will leave with a stunning sexy lady under each arm. Knows how to seduce ladies and ladies know they want to be seduced by him. Looks so good men will call him gay, ladies will call him the one. Stands out in a room and is always looking proud, quite rightly too.

Sexy model: Wow look at him.
Sexy model 2: Wow he stands out in that suit, looks so handsome, I know who Im leaving with tonight.
Sexy model: Yeah he's really prominent, I bet he'll buy me a drink.
Sexy model 2: I think I can smell his money from here.
Sexy model: He's amazing.

by pdsc October 13, 2013

president

$$$, there's jefferson, washington...

#1: *hands #2 some cash*
#2: "wrond president yo! hand me tha benjamins!"

by jasmine April 28, 2002

president

a penis, cock, schlong, goat, tallywhacker, purple-headed puding flinger, frank, sausage, whang, dong, meat, you get the idea

hey baby say hello to the president

by brokenrecords33 August 24, 2006