When two beings contort and twist their body into the shape of a pretzel and join up at the vagina and penis.
by CoolMan3667 February 21, 2013
Get the Pretzelmug. A female ties her man’s hands to the lower portion of the headboard whilst laying on his back. She then rolls his feet up over his head and ties feet to a higher point on the headboard. Once tied, she then proceeds to eat his ass out while in this pretzel position.
by Brad Daddy February 2, 2024
Get the Dirty Pretzelmug. Legs behind her head handcuffed together and passed around for the pleasure of the boys. Pelvis broken or not, with a little force we can do anything.
we met some girls at the bar, pretzeled them at home, and passed them around for the pleasure of the boys.
by KJAII May 19, 2024
Get the Pretzelmug. “Yo bro you down to smoke a pretzel?”
“A pretzel? Wtf you talking about”
“It’s when you mix the weed and T like a spliff bro”.
“Ohh yea it do kinda taste like a pretzel. Hahaha let’s smoke a pretzel”
“A pretzel? Wtf you talking about”
“It’s when you mix the weed and T like a spliff bro”.
“Ohh yea it do kinda taste like a pretzel. Hahaha let’s smoke a pretzel”
by kosarosa March 13, 2023
Get the Pretzelmug. The great not-so-democratic country producing the best convoluted lye-treated dough product ever seen to mankind.
Major political and military power in parts of germany.
Pretzels are not to be ingested.
Major political and military power in parts of germany.
Pretzels are not to be ingested.
The Pretzel House Republic took over the whole country of Austria.
North Korea is sympathizing with the Pretzel House Republic for their huge supply of weaponized Pretzels.
North Korea is sympathizing with the Pretzel House Republic for their huge supply of weaponized Pretzels.
by Secretary fo alternative facts October 3, 2017
Get the Pretzel House Republicmug. Is number one move in all of Russian Wrestling. The body position is not important, but the move is executed when the only way to escape is to bite the opponent’s genitalia.
by Phatlumpia January 11, 2023
Get the pretzel lockmug. pocket pretzels are a type of pretzel that you would put in your pocket and the National day for pocket pretzels is May 24th
by MorganMorgan753 October 15, 2019
Get the Pocket pretzelsmug.