Smash potatoes

Smash potatoes

What does the phase smash potatoes mean

by anonymous November 7, 2020

u/potatoisilluminati

A mediocre redditor that constantly switches between being sad and okay. Never makes memes but is a karma whore. Is a very weird person but tries to be nice.

Person 1: Have you seen u/potatoisilluminati's posts?
Person 2: yeah that guy's fuckin weird

by potatoisilluminati November 10, 2020

yummy potatoes

a potato that is cooked perfectly.

yo i just had the perfect yummy potatoes

by dumb.skittle February 10, 2021

Mashed potatoes

Mashed potatoes is your brain when you’ve smoked too much weed and you forget random shit. Or when you just feel dumb.

You: Where tf are my keys?!
Me: Where’d you leave it last?
You: idk
Me: Mashed potatoes, smoke some more!

by Cancel unsubscribe April 13, 2021

PP Potatoes

The fucking cool kids. Don’t mess with these bitches.

Kid: Hi
PP Potatoes: Get the fuck away

by Tickerateeeee April 14, 2021

Mashed potatoes

mashed potatoes are just Irish guacamole.

Hey Bro, did you know that mashed potatoes are just Irish guacamole.
Bro, what the fuck

by concon15 October 28, 2021

Night Potatoes

Mashed potatoes you eat at night to help you fall asleep.

I was feeling jittery so I made some “night potatoes” to watch Dawson’s Creek with, in hopes I’d fall asleep sooner than later.

by candiedbones November 8, 2021