"Greg didn't understand that when I sleep on a bed I call it a 'sled', because it's a 'bed' that I 'sleep' in, therefore it's called a 'sled'. Greg is such a portmantard.
by Stever Mokum August 19, 2008
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i.e. saying subjective generalities that could all individually be placed on a postcard
i.e. saying subjective generalities that could all individually be placed on a postcard
Ethan said the other day that everyone is perfect in their own way and and that perfection is different for everyone!
Dude, he's got some mad postcard quotes
Dude, he's got some mad postcard quotes
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The insurgent approached, aiming an RPG at the convoy, and my gunner gave him a postpartum abortion with his .50cal, killing the Tango before he could fire the RPG.
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I am a big fan of scuba diving, playing the banjo and Natalie Portmaning.
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I am a big fan of scuba diving, playing the banjo and Natalie Portmaning.
I would really love to Natalie Portman the shit out of Keira Knightley.
My stepsister Susan got Natalie Portmaned really bad at the bowling alley last night.
I would really love to Natalie Portman the shit out of Keira Knightley.
My stepsister Susan got Natalie Portmaned really bad at the bowling alley last night.
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