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portmantard

Somebody retarded in the art of portmanteaux.
"Greg didn't understand that when I sleep on a bed I call it a 'sled', because it's a 'bed' that I 'sleep' in, therefore it's called a 'sled'. Greg is such a portmantard.
by Stever Mokum August 19, 2008
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Postcard Quote

When everything he/she says sounds like it could be stripped from a postcard

i.e. saying subjective generalities that could all individually be placed on a postcard
Ethan said the other day that everyone is perfect in their own way and and that perfection is different for everyone!
Dude, he's got some mad postcard quotes
by nigcock2000 October 25, 2014
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Postpartum Abortion

The insurgent approached, aiming an RPG at the convoy, and my gunner gave him a postpartum abortion with his .50cal, killing the Tango before he could fire the RPG.
by NavyRhino October 5, 2018
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postable

when someone texts you something that is so relatable it deserves to go on your instagram story
them: “fruit roll ups fix 2am sadness

me: that is postable
by uremobae June 6, 2020
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The Postal Dood

Some guy who went postal on the ass of the town of Paradise. He was then taeken to Hell and ræpd by Satan. He then saw Cassandra Lynn's tits, but he then was blinded by Satan. TPD then kild satan and left hell. he then saw cassandra lynn (again) then was killed by Satan!!! He then woak up and ate Satan's massive cock.
TPD: What?
Satan: HAHAHAHA, The Postal Dood!
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by DagothUrDoomGuy January 14, 2010
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Natalie Portmaning

The verb 'Natalie Portmaning' refers to 'having rough anal sex'.
I am a big fan of scuba diving, playing the banjo and Natalie Portmaning.

I would really love to Natalie Portman the shit out of Keira Knightley.

My stepsister Susan got Natalie Portmaned really bad at the bowling alley last night.
by KWLXXXVII July 19, 2014
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Natalie Portmaning

The verb 'Natalie Portmaning' refers to 'having rough anal sex'.
I am a big fan of scuba diving, playing the banjo and Natalie Portmaning.

I would really love to Natalie Portman the shit out of Keira Knightley.

My stepsister Susan got Natalie Portmaned really bad at the bowling alley last night.
by KWLXXXVII July 19, 2014
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