Possessive

Being obsessed with someone or something to an extreme circumstance

Anna Blount is the most possessive.

by ebrown13 August 10, 2020

pisser

Slang term for the toilet / bathroom (Gents only generally).

The term is considered rude/jovial and not suitable for usage in higher class establishments.

Excuse us mate, where's the pisser?

by Kit N May 7, 2017

fucking pissed off

Extraordinarily angry. Can be triggered by traumatic events that disrupt your most basic sense of self worth such as getting fired, getting raped, losing a loved one. If you are emotionally unbalanced like me this can be caused by events as trivial as being cut off in traffic, or getting a B on your final exam.

If you want to start shooting random people in the face with a nail gun you are probably fucking pissed off.

by Dave griffin July 31, 2008

self-possessed

Effortlessly cool(on the surface anyway)and thoughtful, especially in the face of adversity or setbacks; a more ritzy way of describing "composure".

The new waiter Charlie's self-possessed response to the boss's tantrum and finger-pointing quickly established him as one the most powerful employees on the payroll: " The delivery list not having been updated in years is really no one's fault but your own. None of us here were hired to be mindreaders. Sir."

by HairBaron February 3, 2010

Power Pisser

A male who, when urinating, has such a strong flow that it is absurdly loud and can be heard throughout the bathroom and/or apartment.

Pat: "Who is in the bathroom? I can hear them pissing from here."
Chris: "O, yeah that's Mike, he is a power pisser."

by MusikManLP7 November 9, 2009

Read Possession

The percentage of time you actually read during study hours.

Dani: "So, did you finish that book today?"

Chris: "Nah, my read possession was ridiculous. I felt I was in control before lunch, but I totally fumbled in the second half. At one point I was browsing Pokémons online!"

by killer bee October 25, 2012

Dilmonic Possession

When a female is only able to achieve an orgasm by use of a dildo or dildoic device. Over use has acclimated her body to only achieve the big O with a device.

Sadly, Rachel has dilmonic possession. She's controlled by the vibrator if she wants to cum.

by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017