Scummy Polish

When one urinates into a half full can of Mountain Dew, and convinces someone to drink it.

Guys, Rick just drank a can of Mountain Dew that was full of my pee. I can't believe he fell for the Scummy Polish!

by The Notorious Mig June 16, 2011

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Polish bath

When you boil water and use it to bathe your genitals to prevent stds

After banging that skank trench from pi beta alpha last night I had to take a polish bath.. still ended up with gonnarhea

by Ron Rico May 12, 2018

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anal polisher

one who enjoys and excels in, when it comes to licking ass.

Holy hell, my girlfirend's tongue did a number on my ass. she's a fucking anal polisher.

by F_O November 10, 2008

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Similar in technique to the Jewish Roadblock in that two or more cars drive below the speed limit across all lanes, blocking all faster traffic from passing.

The distinction between the two is that while the Jewish Roadblock is done on purpose and with every intent of slowing down every body else on the road, the Polish Roadblock is done on accident and without the blockers knowledge.

A good indication of which one you're experiencing is the reaction you get when you flash your high beams at one of the offenders. If after repeated flashings, the offender does not move over, then it is most likely a Jewish Roadblock.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! These mother fuckers are Jewish Roadblocking me doing 10 under!

<flashes highbeams>
<one car moves>

<offending driver does the "My Bad" wave>

Okay, I'm not as pissed now, it was only a Polish Roadblock.

by TheChimichunga December 20, 2008

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