Poor old Freddy Mercury, looks like too much love killed him after all. Still, if you live a poofter's life, you can expect a poofter's death.
by aaaaaron G December 10, 2009
Get the poofter's death mug.Top posters are anyone that has been on the forums for a long time, and have nothing better to do with their life. Also known as "TP" They sit around all day posting new mindless threads, acting like they are all good friends with other TP's just to become more popular. If anyone else posts on their threads, they do nothing, but talk shit on them, with out even caring what they've said. TP's only like TP's, and nobody else. They then sit at home and do nothing, but worry about stupid HS shit, and waste their life by trying to see who is the hottest top poster, or asking what top poster has fucked what top poster. TP's are usually really big on the site www.plurlife.com
You shouldn't post on any threads the Top Posters are a bunch of trolls & grammer natzis!!
Hey, I post on the forums, those people are my friends.
Do you even know any of those people in real life?
No, but they totally think I'm the hottest Top Posters on plurlife, I would fuck all of them for voting for me.
Hey, I post on the forums, those people are my friends.
Do you even know any of those people in real life?
No, but they totally think I'm the hottest Top Posters on plurlife, I would fuck all of them for voting for me.
by yourfavoritetp September 19, 2010
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by the trick March 3, 2009
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A person who plays Circle Jerk on your front porch, then rings the doorbell and runs away.
A person who enjoys eating butt and burgling turds.
A person who plays Circle Jerk on your front porch, then rings the doorbell and runs away.
A person who enjoys eating butt and burgling turds.
Leonard the White Liberal felt that he must celebrate diversity, so he went to watch the "Poofters on Parade" parade in San Fagcisco. The Dykes on Bikes reminded him of the lions and tigers in a circus parade. Kind of scary! But he enjoyed watching the pooters prancing on their floats. He blew kisses to them as they swished by wearing jock straps. When we saw a chubby poofter wearing cute little bunny ears making prissy lips at the crowd, Leonard decided that, next year, he would be in the parade too.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 19, 2006
Get the poofter mug.a word used to describe beings of a ghostly form. poltergeists have also been described as ghosts that have malicious intent tword beings in the mortal realm. while the definitions vary, every one describes something on the line of a ghost.
by Skykid2good May 3, 2008
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Get the Pooter mug.Usually meaning your extremely gay, or one of those fags that rides a harley, and can also mean that you have turrets and are painfully awkward.
Guy: Hey whats up*twitches*
Girl: WTF?
Guy: So you wanna get down and dirty?*(twitches)
Girl: Why the fuck are you twitching so much?
Gay as porter is typically shortened to "GAP"
Girl: WTF?
Guy: So you wanna get down and dirty?*(twitches)
Girl: Why the fuck are you twitching so much?
Gay as porter is typically shortened to "GAP"
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