plume

a nifty feathered writing utensil

Wow, this plume is a very nifty writing utensil.

by Toffle My Waffle May 1, 2003

Plumbus

A strange shaped object with everyday uses

Hey where's my plumbus?
Oh s-sorry I'm not surreee morty

by Eaoifbjfoifoig June 25, 2017

plummering

When a guy's butt crack is visible when he bends over. Related to the term plummer's crack. Apparently many plummers butt cracks have been visible while working in client's homes.

Man1: Dude, cover that up!
Man2: what?
Man1: your ass crack, you're plummering something fierce.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

plugmonkey

1. A monkey who lives either in the sink or in a bath.
2. A man/women who is arse faced ugly, and resembles monkey missing chromosomes.

you my friend, are a plugmonkey
I had to get the plumber round, there's a plugmonkey in the sink.

by ayeman September 22, 2004

PLUM CHUTNEY

A mans leavings, after having achieved personal nirvana

After a pleasant evening at the drive in, stacey was pleased to rediscover stephens plum chutney on the back seat of her ford focus.

by barrington May 9, 2006

dual plumbing

During male urination: The phenomenon of two separate streams of urine exiting as a result of the two sides of the external urethra sticking together at one point.

Hey man, I took a leak before, I was hitting the bowl, then i look down and see i'm peeing on my foot at the same time!

Dude! you've got dual plumbing!

by toilet_master March 11, 2005

Squishy plumber

When you are soft, you put it in her butt.

I gave ALL THREE of them squishy plumbers!!!

by The Squishy Plumber October 17, 2009