seafood platter

a nasty non cleanly woman, smells of tuna and is likely to give you crabs

damn that club last night was just crawling with seafood platter

by ebanddanielle January 2, 2008

Aussie plateauer

A woman who habitually prefers receiving lengthy Australian kisses that bring her up to the Big O plateau and then stays there long enough to have multiple orgasms of increasing intensity and duration.

Because my new girlfriend is an Aussie plateauer, I started doing some tongue exercises to have enough tongue strength and stamina to bring her through 5 orgasms once I got her up to the Big O Plateau!! Now she will never leave me!

by TallandThick November 11, 2013

more plates more dates

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by damnthatssmart October 16, 2022

plate face

A girl with a face of extreme plateage. The features are extremely flat and she constantly gives the wrong times for things.

Girl 1 - "Did you hear I was told the wrong time for today?"
Girl 2 - "Really? That sucks"

Girl 1 - "Aye that plate faced fuck screwed me over"

by Ricksen June 6, 2009

plateau

A place where rich kids roam. Everyone has new cars and expensive purses. The guys are a bunch of douchebags. Proud home of Safeway, Eastlake High and Saffron. Safeway is where it's at!

Those kids are sporting new coach bags. I wonder if they are from the plateau.

Because we live on the plateau we feel a need to hang around grocery stores all day.

by Lollipop1234 August 21, 2006

plate-in-lip boobs

Also known as "National Geographic Boobs", plate-in-lip boobs are large, droopy breasts often with a dark ariola (sometimes referred to as the "titty circle"). Plate-in-lip boobs can be brought on by quick and overzealous weight gain, pregnancy or old age. A woman with plate-in-lip boobs normally desires the look of a more lofty sweater kitten and can acheive this with either duct tape and Ace bandages or extensive plastic surgery.

At 7 and a half months pregnant, I've developed a severe case of plate-in-lip boobs and would look more appropriate with a stick in my nose and metal rings extending my neck than in Gap Maternity clothes.

by sophie's mama October 11, 2005

texas hot plate

step 1: wrap your face with saran wrap
step 2: have someone take a dump on it
step 3: enjoy the steamy sensation

That was an awesome texas hot plate

by jDog June 21, 2006