penguin

1)The creature you can steal from Antartica without authorities noticing.
2)Mascot of Linus Torvalds

1) you stole my penguin!!!
2) w00t!!! look at that penguin go!

by n00b February 19, 2004

The Angry Penguin

you have to have a piece of ice ready for this . when a man is getting a girl doggie style and hits a woman in both legs . Then quickly shoves the ice in her ass. Causing her to jump up and walk like a penguin.

I was deep into a good fuck session with my wife when I gave that cheating bitch The Angry Penguin.

by Shocky McShockerson January 15, 2009

pingulation

a computer term meaning slow ping response times

What's up with the Internet being slow? I'm showing heavy pingulation!

by topher27 April 20, 2007

Pinguin

A penguin with a pin-like appendage on it's head, commonly pushed of ledges in the popular 90's video game Super Mario 64.

Oh shit, I didn't know that pinguin actually had purpose!

by Dodmod March 21, 2021

penguitos

A horny penguin looking for intercourse with a young boy.

Lucas wants those penguitos!

by mandy&bri October 25, 2009

Penguin Wave

When one waves with his elbow at someone when he/she only has one arm partially free and lacking the full range of motion to complete a full wave.

It is a deeply meaningful gesture showcasing the depth of commitment the waver has for the wave receiver; faced against all odds of completing a true hand wave, the waver still tries and does the next best thing.

A person carrying a bag and talking on the phone sees a friend passing by, he penguin waves with the elbow on the phone-arm.

by Mr. Wise Guy October 30, 2011

Ass Penguin

(Noun) one who has trouble walking due to the extreemly obese condition of their body and must resort to a waddling motion similar to that of a penguin in order to move/walk.

"Hey John, did you see that Ass Penguin buying a fiest at the movies last night?"

by Yeti Hutz April 17, 2010