A Penguin

The Penguin is a sexual act performed by a street gal/guy (hooker, prostitute, someone who charges money for sexual acts) on a John (Person paying for sexual act). Usual cost is $10 USD. The John standing, with hooker on their knees, pulls pants down to ankles. Performs BJ (Oral sex) just as the John is about the Blow His Load (Cum, orgasm), the hooker stops, stands up and walks away. The John in serious distress, with pants around ankles, waddles like a Penguin after hooker, shouting " Hey come back here"

Leaving my favorite watering hole, this hooker asks me if I want to have some fun." I do want to have some fun, but I only have ten dollars" was my response. "You have ten dollars"? the hooker says. "Yes I do " was my reply. "Well for ten dollars you can get a Penguin" said the hooker. "A Penguin?" I said with a questionable look on my face. "Yes, give me your ten bucks and I'll give you a Penguin". I handed her my ten bucks and she lead me down the alley to a dark corner. Wasted no time getting my pants down to my ankles and started giving me a sloppy two handed (there was room for three hands had she had them) blow job. Not even a minute passes and I start to get that funny feeling, letting out the quietest of moans. Both hands gripping her head so she has no choice but take my yogurt stream straight to the belly. Another un-containable moan of pleasure was released letting her know the great job she was doing, then then then ....... SHE STOOD UP AND WALKED AWAY!!! A few seconds it took me to figure out what just happened, before I waddled like a Penguin after her saying " Hey wait, where you going"?

by Trever VanPageant September 25, 2019

pissed off penguin

When a woman is giving her lover oral sex, as the man begins to enter his climax the woman removes her mouth from the said man and walks away casually leaving the man completely unsatisfied. as he urgently rushes towards her with his pants at his ankles she turns around and smiles at him as he wobbles towards her only to fall down from tripping over his own drawers

woman: <giving oral>
man: ohh yeah bitch
woman: <walks away>
man: extends arms, and wobbles towards her
woman: ha ha look at the pissed off penguin!
man: <slams onto the floor>
woman: call me a bitch again nigger.

by BLOODBLUHAXOR AT YMAIL DOT COM December 9, 2009

penguin crotch

When one's jeans are worn too low, the crotch area sags below the person's actual crotch area. This is often a symptom of ill-fitting pants.

"My pants are so tight that I can't pull them up all the way. As a result, I get penguin crotch."

by pkthree December 6, 2006

penguin

Any one of 18 extant species of flightless seabird of the order Sphenisciformes.

Penguins are really cool birds!

by Korora November 12, 2003

penguinisation

the act of converting an animal into a penguin via a horrifc and many-bladed machine.

as in: where is my puppy mom?
im sorry honey, the ministry of penguinisation took him away and converted him.
(mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa)

by head of penguinisation May 12, 2004

pegging the gauge

All systems wound up beyond the safe limit; literally, the needle on an analog dial has gone right round the dial, so far round that it's hit the peg marking the Zero poistion from the back.

Also known as redlining.

"I got the job done, but I was pegging the gauge by the end."

by Eighth of Seven January 8, 2007

Penguin Walk

A penguin walk occurs when an intrepid young fellow attempts to start the crapping process in one toilet and then finish the crapping process in another toilet. The manner in which the individual walks from one toilet to the next toilet, with pants around ankles, resembles the gait of a penguin.

My girlfriend was so pissed at me - I penguin walked from the first floor bathroom to the second floor bathroom and filled all our bathrooms with crap.

by Rosy68 August 22, 2012