preemptive pee

the act of forcing yourself or others to urinate in anticipation of not having another opportunity to do so for a long period of time.

Better take a preemptive pee before we hit the road.

by casadefox May 22, 2010

Pee-gatory

Indecisive state of being upon waking in the middle of the night. Your body is too exhausted to get up, and your bladder is too full to get back to sleep.

We started drinking so early I fell asleep at 8 o'clock. When I woke up at 4:30, everyone was gone, and I was in Pee-gatory.

by Tagz December 9, 2008

No Pee January

A challenge where you don't pee for the entirety of January. It is similar in concept to No Nut November} and Destroy Dick December where you do/don't do something for an entire month.

Do you need to go to the bathroom?

No, im doing No Pee January, I can't

by radioturtle January 1, 2018

pee air

The stale, stank air that smacks you in the face when you walk into a public restroom.

"Had to hold my breath the entire time I was in the girls room so I wouldn't breathe in that nasty pee air!"

by sassydgirl March 9, 2010

pee mail

pee mail- the urine message dogs leave on objects to communicate with one another

When I walk Fido, he stops at every fire hydrant to read and answer his pee mail.

by Rust John Tommy Rude March 4, 2007

Pee on Carl

1. A corrupt version of "Please Go Online to ICarly.com"

2. A comeback for any insult.

1. "What were you thinking?! Putting up a sign telling people to Pee on Carl!" ~ Officer Carl

2. Person 1 - yo momma is so stupid she tripped on a cordless phone while tying to drown a goldfish.

Person 2 - Oh go Pee on Carl you prick!

by auron May 31, 2013

Pee dick

When you're sucking someone's dick and it tastes urine

Friend: Did you suck his dick last night?
You: Yeah, he totally had pee dick

by queen H January 26, 2015