A parent who is adequately chill, accepts you and gives you freedom to live your own life. Trusts you, knows you make the right choices and the child-parent trust will not be betrayed. Elastic Parents stretch further with age, in fact as the child grows up the more elastic their grasp becomes.
*Two friends talking to each other*
"My mom sucks, she won't let me do anything."
"Sucks to be you, my elastic parents are so elastic they would even let me go to Santos till 5 am."
"My mom sucks, she won't let me do anything."
"Sucks to be you, my elastic parents are so elastic they would even let me go to Santos till 5 am."
by Shitabelle November 13, 2022
Get the Elastic Parentmug. A phrase, preferable to childless, that describes adults who by choice or circumstance, do not have children.
Before they were married, Susie and Ishmael chose not to have children while James and Mariel were unable to conceive. As Non-Parents, the couples had much to share and were very close.
by mistral7maud August 19, 2012
Get the Non-Parentmug. a deadbeat mom or dad who doesn't put any time or effort into encouraging, mentoring, or otherwise raising their son/daughter...but doesn't hesitate to play the part of Proud Parent as soon as the kid starts kicking ass at something, esp if s/he didn't play any part in said child's success.
That asshole tried to discourage drum lessons, argue against buying a kit, and doesn't spend any time with his boy...but he wants pictures and video of his son to show off now that he's getting good at drums? He's a bandwagon parent if I ever saw one.
by Wyntersun December 23, 2013
Get the bandwagon parentmug. 1. Filipino parents are also like Asian parents, very obsessive about grades especially if you're in middle school.
Grading System:
A or ("A+" (If you are from the PH). ) = Acceptable/ nice grades
B = Lecture from parents (it varies from mom or dad)
C= crime, will accept a lot of bullying and "false" realization saying that "Your (family member) does have a good job and you don't appreciate it!"
2. If you are a kid ranging 4 to 11 years old, they will force you to sleep to afternoon. They say " Matulog ka sa hapon, bubugbugin kita!" It means in Filipino, " I'll beat you up if you don't sleep at afternoon!"
3. They are also very controlling.
Grading System:
A or ("A+" (If you are from the PH). ) = Acceptable/ nice grades
B = Lecture from parents (it varies from mom or dad)
C= crime, will accept a lot of bullying and "false" realization saying that "Your (family member) does have a good job and you don't appreciate it!"
2. If you are a kid ranging 4 to 11 years old, they will force you to sleep to afternoon. They say " Matulog ka sa hapon, bubugbugin kita!" It means in Filipino, " I'll beat you up if you don't sleep at afternoon!"
3. They are also very controlling.
by filasizg12 September 22, 2021
Get the Filipino Parentsmug. Crows are intelligent birds who have mastered the art if solving problems. Humans are baffled by their intelligence, the more they learn about them the more intriguing they seem. They're attentive, territorial and extremely protective of their craftly built nests. The nest is guarded until the young crow fledge to fend for themselves. Bear in mind that crows are not vicious fiends bound for havoc, but merely dedicated and protective parents trying to defend the young from vultures which includes the human race and are gutless to face the parents, so they target the vulnerable.
If someone does tamper with their young, the crows will instantly hover over them flying backwards and forth whilst angrily screaming CAW! CAW! CAW!..waiting for the appropriate time to dive bomb their head. They peck at their eyes, scratch their forehead with their high speed wings and violently peck at their head. It's an unpleasant experience which does require medical assistance. So, if you know what's good for you, stay away!
Be warned though, crows are weary of potential predators spying n them, so they have a few tricks up their wings which will delude you, so don't be surprised if a nest location you were certain of just turns out to be a ruse.
If someone does tamper with their young, the crows will instantly hover over them flying backwards and forth whilst angrily screaming CAW! CAW! CAW!..waiting for the appropriate time to dive bomb their head. They peck at their eyes, scratch their forehead with their high speed wings and violently peck at their head. It's an unpleasant experience which does require medical assistance. So, if you know what's good for you, stay away!
Be warned though, crows are weary of potential predators spying n them, so they have a few tricks up their wings which will delude you, so don't be surprised if a nest location you were certain of just turns out to be a ruse.
by Her Royal Crowness February 7, 2018
Get the Crow Parentsmug. Hym "No motherfucker, whenever anybody want to talk about 'Abortion rights' or 'Trans-Rights' you're all 🤓 'Wellsh, TECHNICALLYSH, You don't HAVE rights becaush muh constitution!' And you have these ALSO IMAGINARY rights... You ALSO have IMAGINARY rights you're just making up on a whim. Now you have 'Parent's rights.' Where does it say that 'The parents dictate the school curriculum?' Where in the constitution does it say that? NOWHERE! THAT'S FUCKING WHERE! See how quick the tables turn?"
by Hym Iam August 9, 2023
Get the Parent's Rightsmug. those retarded elementary school messages that students were supposed to have passed onto their parents.
by Sexydimma January 16, 2017
Get the student-to-parentmug.