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DICK POISON

The consumption of too much raw dick in one night
It doesn’t mean you’re sick or nauseous it just mean you let your man hit it until you pass out
My boyfriend gave me dick poisoning last night he got me screaming oh lord have mercy on this pussy
by Bigblackwood February 2, 2019
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Mid Poisoning

What happens when you smoke too much mid.
Me, on the phone: "Yo Justin, you coming over?"
Justin: "Nah bro, i got mid poisoning"
by Brad Ricketts Likes Big Cocks December 13, 2019
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Sex Poisoned

The state of being convinced after intimacy that you have romantic interest in someone you objectively do not.
I accepted his marriage proposal because I was sex poisoned
by OmiWan_10 February 10, 2020
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Tumblr poisoned

Antonym to irony poisoning.

When someone perceives nearly everything through multiple layers of subcultural bias or programming, and nothing through observation. This could extend to someone not being able to sincerely express their own beliefs without someone else thinking they’re being ironic or Insincere. And it could also extend to the inability of someone to take a joke coming from others due to preconceived notion they can't be joking.
Person 1: Have you seen X?
Person 2: That's for Nazis!
Person 1: No, it's not. You're just Tumblr poisoned.
by ParadiseHotel51 September 1, 2022
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automation poisoning

The phenomenon observed in late 2022, around the time when OpenAI's ChatGPT gained widespread adoption, of a younger generation of software developers holding the specific belief that, due to the disruptive technology behind artificial intelligence models such as Large Language Models (LLMs) and chat agents such as ChatGPT, all tasks are able to be completed entirely or partially via these AI advancements.

Moreover, this sickness can be identified as more severe if the individual under suspicion of infection can be observed saying the blatant phrase: "I could automate that." Other signs of infection include a drastic decrease in productivity, which is in rare cases followed by a massive spike in the same productivity. This spike is less and less frequently being observed in the community.
Hiring Manager: Fuck man, I'm getting tired of all these bratty little applicants trying to tell me this position could be "like completely 'done' with ChatGPT, man..." They've got automation poisoning, the lot of 'em.

Hiring Manager 2: I hear you. I accidentally caught a glimpse of the display on one of their macbook pros as they left... the only apps on the taskbar were the unofficial ChatGPT client, A custom Midjourney client, and a custom Stable Diffusion client. Or maybe they were just shortcuts to open safari now that I think about it. She didn't even have the file explorer man...
by zudsniper July 26, 2023
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Oscar Meyer Position

To rest the penis on the vagina as if to lay a hot dog in a bun.
Eddie gets tired sometimes and just uses the Oscar Meyer position.
by Rutgers Ralph May 2, 2014
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The Mobius Position

The (future) sexual position where you comfortably perform oral sex on yourself using wormhole/portal technology.
“So, to perform The Mobius Position, all I have to do is slide my body halfway into one end, rotate the other end 180 degrees, and I’ll have my crotch in my face…hmmmm.”
by ebbonloft June 2, 2014
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