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Poopiss

v. The strange occasional sensation one gets when trying to hold in a pee pee, for as long as possible. The conundrum occurs when at that same time , you also develop the urge to drop a deuce , and there is a conflict of interest ... should I sit or stand? Usually you opt to piss first, as it’s been held in longer, so you stand there and piss and produce dangerous farts at the same time. Worst case scenario, you have to wipe the seat , wash your underwear with Clorox and mop the floor with Mistolin.
Ms. Pomponio had a terrible incident after Taco Bell with Gaptitude Bob. She had to explode and she ravaged the toilet seat and surrounding area with a series of loose stools and urination aka #POOPISS.
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Poopie

Poopie that comes out your booty.
Poopie came out of my booty!
by lil Timmy III June 20, 2022
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Poopie Support

When someone is about to go to the toilet you say “poopie support”.

This can be used for purposes of;
support (1) or embarrassment (2).

1. When someone is constipated, tap on the door & whisper “poopie support”, this is showing support & patience to a person if they are struggling to squeeze out a poo.

2. Commonly used in public, you announce someones toiletry behaviours by yelling “poopie support” alarming everyone in the vicinity that this person is about to go do a poo.

Used most effectively, if females are taking a long while in a cubical, this comment will have them ‘flushed’ out in no time (pun intended) shortening your wait times. After all, pooing in a public place can cause extreme embarrassment for any defecating participate, especially a female.
Brendon: “I’ll BRB, just going to the toilet
Cindy: “ok, do you need poopie support?”
Brendon: “nah I should be right”

Cindy: “well have some anyway just in case you feel the urge” (Cindy yells) “poopie support”

Brendon: “haha ok, thank you
by Sapio Peach July 29, 2022
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Poopie Surprise

A devious act of mischief when one defecates over the shower drain in expectation their father who is showering with them will stomp on it.
Christian’s dad did not like when he saw he was leaving him a poopie surprise!
by FelineCar August 30, 2022
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poopie pop

the bubble that forms in your poop after swallowing bubble gum
Oy, I shouldna swallowed that bubble gum; it's gonna create a massive poopie pop.
by anonymous September 11, 2022
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pookies

5SOS. the band 5 seconds of summer are actually pookies. THEY ARE POOKIES !!
"aww look at my pookies!"
"who?"
"5SOS DUH!"
by calumsbleach September 30, 2022
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Poopie

simple poopie :)
Pop ur poopie
by Bumblebee:P December 26, 2022
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