Fake Plant

A usually inorganic object which looks like a plant. Most often made of some sort of plastic.

"I'm going to water this plant!"
"No dude, that's a FAKE Plant!"

by Beholderface January 27, 2018

robert plant

n. Another name for male camel toe coined to reference the scantily cladded or form fitting crotch of former Led Zeppelin vocalist Robert Plant; with use of the pun of "plant", meaning stem,penis, scrotum or overall male genitalia but further identifying the type of male plant named "robert", which is masculine.

You would think the office's dress code would prohibit robert plant as well as showing cleavage!

by Cincity gurl January 21, 2020

Finnish Textile Plant

A person committing the act of a Finnish Textile Plant first punches his female victim in the gut, straight through to her ovaries, then jizzes directly in the hole thus ensuring pregnancy.

"We weren't sure if the mother was going to be able to live through the pregnancy after receiving the Finnish Textile Plant from her husband however we've realized the hole simplifies the birthday process."

-astounded medical professional

very similar to it's counterpart, the HTTP: Hyper Turkish Textile Plant

by TextileWorker September 25, 2011

Sewage Treatment Plant

A popular venue under utilized by politicians where a whole city gathers constitutionally every day.

The Prime Minister will be speaking at the new Sewage Treatment Plant between 7am and 9am; a popular time of day when the majority of city residents sit down and share their collective opinions on the state of the union on paper.

by robloveboy December 16, 2012

water treatment plant

Arbitrary buildings along your driving route that treat sewer water. These buildings are scapegoats for your nasty farts.

Jay passes a lot of water treatment plants while he’s driving bc he also passes a lot of gas.
Passenger: What’s that smell?
Jay: oh, that’s a water treatment plant right there!

by DoucheyMcDoucherson August 24, 2019

a plant

Someone who is stoned

My mates a plant

by Sydney brog December 26, 2016

industry plant

A term on Stan Twt used when a woman is successful and a threat to their faves.

#that fandom: have you heard of #that girl? she's such an industry plant. she def pays for her streams. payola kween!
any sane person: oh yeah she must wash 80+ million cars per day whatta hardworking kween!

by BPOutsold May 28, 2021