piano douche

A man that plays the piano and sings really gay songs.

Billy Joel is the biggest piano douche I've ever seen.

by guido#24 July 20, 2009

pianist

A word that if you say three times fast, it sounds like you've got an obession with the male genitalia.

"Pianist, piantist, pianist"
Translates to
"Penis, penis, penis"

by Ass_Spelunker December 28, 2005

piano legs

very large or thick legs

Her piano legs would surely attract a few taunts.

by The Return of Light Joker September 10, 2009

pianosaurus

The old pianist who has played at the hotel for forty years. Last new song he added to repertoire was in 1948, about the last time he purchased a new tuxedo.

"I thought that pianosaurus was extinct!" "Can't be! The hotel brochure says "Live Music Nightly.""

by Voltboy May 17, 2006

piazzi

Quite Possible the most awesome name ever. A whole lot better than Murashige, for sure!

If my name was piazzi, i would thank god i wasnt a Murashige.

by jmurashi April 2, 2007

Piano Key Legs

When calves become feet without taking a break for the ankle, resembling a piano key.

I bet she could play some good 'Chopsticks' with those piano key legs.

by Sac Attack November 4, 2009

piablow

The act of receiving a blowjob while playing the piano.

Frank: Dude I played an awesome concerto last night whilst jenny gave me the best piablow ever.
The notes became jumbled up when i jizzed all over her face.

Nice man, do you think you would mind if i tapped that.

No prob man... i'll talk to her, she'll be cool about it

by slut3948796999 October 17, 2010