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Ohio Poop Rag 

the Ohio Poop rag is when someone from Ohio can’t afford toilet paper, they use rags.
“yo this chick can’t afford toilet paper
“that’s shitty, but she can use the Ohio Poop rag method”
Ohio Poop Rag by Dunkin’ March 9, 2023

Ohio Baton Twirler 

During oral sex just as the man is about to cum he yanks his cock out of her mouth and as he is jizzing starts cock slapping in a circular, twirling motion.
Girl 1: So how was that new guy??

Girl 2: Well, he was amazing until he started Ohio Baton Twirling.. He got jizz all over the place!!

Girl 1: THe Ohio Baton Twirler!?!? Oh My God!!!

Girl 2: I Know!! I'm still cleaning jizz out of my hair!!!

Ohio Sock Bop 

After making love to your partner's anus, you withdraw your penis as quick as possible, which should pull out the receving partner's rectum, resulting in a prolapsed rectum or "pink sock." Then, you find a nearby sock, and defecate into it. Having done that, you then beat or "bop" the prolapsed rectum of your partner. This is tangent of the Cleveland Steamer, hence the use of Ohio in the title.
Prisoners in the mentally unstable section of a prison use the Ohio Sock Bop as the most brutal form of shower rape.
Ohio Sock Bop by Kaiketto July 3, 2009

Ohio State University

Incorrect way of pronouncing THE Ohio State University.
Guy 1: So I was visiting Ohio State Unive--
Guy 2: Whoa whoa whoa whoa now. You mean you were visiting THE Ohio State University
Guy 1: Whatever. And they had this pool
Guy 2: No, repeat the sentence correctly.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Do it.
Guy 1: No
Guy 2: Motherfucker, you wanna get laid out?
Guy 1: I was visiting THE Ohio State University.

Ohio University 

Perhaps the only outcropping of enlightened intelligence in Southeastern Ohio, Ohio University is a state school capable of giving students of the hard sciences a better education than Ohio State University. However, its soft sciences are filled with students whose primary priorities consist of filling up on delicious malt beverages. It is the only place in Southeastern Ohio where a Jewish or Moslem person won't have to hide their identity. Known for a Halloween party that shuts down a large portion of the town and causes massive arrests of out-of-town Ohio State students.
No, that's Ohio University. Not Ohio State. It's down and to the right on your map. Yeah, your daughter got arrested there.
Ohio University by Who, me? August 16, 2003

Ohio River 

One of the largest and longest-lengthed rivers on the continent of North America. It runs from the city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania all the way to the very southern tip of Illinois at a town called Cairo, whereupon it pours out into the Mighty Mississippi River.

It covers a length of well over 300 miles and creates the northern border for Kentucky and West Virginia, separating them from the rest of Midwest. This major waterway has been the lifesource for the people who have resided in this large Ohio River Valley since the dawn of the 1800s, and the Native Americans who predominantly occupied the region beforehand. The riverboat traffic on the Ohio as well as the major freshwater source was the number one reason for the development of such huge cities and large towns along the Ohio River. See Owensboro, Evansville, Cincinnati, Huntington, and Louisville.
The Ohio River as been used in trafficking supplies of natural resources like coal to other areas, as well as troop transports during the War of 1812 and the Civil War.
Ohio River by Journey Fan December 8, 2004