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octopussy

bitches that talk shit behind yo back but dont say shit to yo face
little girls and people named kaleb and sean are examples of an octopussy.
by the infamous matt grover March 23, 2008
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Octopussing

When 8 guys shove their dicks into one girl at the same time
I was octopussing this girl with my buddies last night and her vag ripped open.
by DonaldTrump June 30, 2015
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Irish Octopus

The act of shoving four fingers in the pussy and four fingers in the asshole. Spread fingers post-insertion. Wiggle furiously. Now you're administering the Irish Octopus. Why Irish, you might ask? Because one of you better be drunk whilst doing so.
Yo man, dis drunk beotch be soo gapped I had to give her the old Irish Octopus for her to get off.
by Dick Dodge September 20, 2008
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Octoice

Once, Twice, Thrice, Quadice, Quintice, Sexice, Septemice, Octoice
by DrAccius November 16, 2021
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Octopissy

Medical condition defined by the dire need to urinate shortly after the rapid consumption of 7-7.5 pints of alcoholic beverage.
Symptoms include: slurring of speach, swelling of the lower abdomen leading to acute pain in said area. And occasionally in cronic cases, vomiting on footwear
Budge out mate, the octopissy's kicking in. Where's the small room?
by WainyC70 September 10, 2018
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octopie

A great pie that is not a misspelling of octopi. It is an actual pie.
Person 1: What is your favourite type of pie?

Person 2: Octopie, of course
by Gyeno November 11, 2018
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Octopiss

When you cover your entire body in piss and stick to a wall
Guy 1: what happened

Guy 2: (covered in piss) I did an octopiss
by Bigboynowandimveryscary December 21, 2019
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