October 19

National No Fortnite Day

October 19 nobody can play fortnite or else they die

by fortnitereallysucks October 17, 2019

October 20

a national holiday

as it is my fucking birthday

so every one send me 5 bucks

on October 20 you will send RSCountDeMoney 5 bucks or more

by BellasaurusTheJust October 18, 2019

October 6

October 6 is National come to your bf house and cuddle and more day.

October 6 the day that you Go to his house find a private area and kiss and more with him.

by The love guy October 3, 2020

october 21

october 21 is national slap a bitch day! it’s your time to shine and hit that massive bitch in your school!!!

popular boy: oh it’s national slap a bitch day better go slap that person
boys bsf: oh yea betttt

*october 21*

by chloe danvers October 18, 2019

October 5

the day when the absolute omnipotent powers were born

you were born on October 5th. All hail the leader.

by tblr November 10, 2019

October 16

Over 100 years ago today… a legend was born.

Robert E.O. Speedwagon, founder of the speedwagon foundation, born October 16, 1863.
He is known for his incredible charm, personality, and good looks. It is impossible to dislike speedwagon.
He is also the most powerful being in the universe, and a rich oil tycoon owner. Let us now take a moment to appreciate Robert E.O. speedwagon.

Cool guy 1: “did you know that today (October 16) is international speedwagon day?”

Cool guy 2: “dude, I had no idea! Let’s go celebrate speedwagon”

by GenosCyborg August 5, 2023

Gay Octo

A monster made of only eight penises that has to constantly jack it's self off to remain alive. this beast was created by the evil Chin Chin during the Wank dynasty sixty nine thousand years ago.

It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.

OH NO! it's the Gay Octo! we are doomed. only god can save us now!

by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019