A really big fat fuck who lies about his sex life and has the dickie-do disease and his past heroic endeavors are all a lie but you smile while you are beating him mercilessly in your mind.
by motherfker June 6, 2012

A 30 something year old woman, sometimes with a British accent. A pessimist that wants everybody to feel miserable. Extremely sarcastic and hard to take seriously.
by Legitperson123 December 18, 2011

Person 1: I told you what happened in confidence you would keep it to yourself but you ran around running your mouth to everybody and their mama
Person 2: it sort of slipped out, I'm sorry!
Person 2: it sort of slipped out, I'm sorry!
by tacoboutit July 3, 2017

1.) At leats I have a mama not two dads and a chemistry set.
2.) Your moms like a postage stamp, I'll lick her stick her and send her away.
3.) Lets get off the subject of mama's cause I just got off yours.
4.) You keep my mom out of this I'll keep this out of your mom.
2.) Your moms like a postage stamp, I'll lick her stick her and send her away.
3.) Lets get off the subject of mama's cause I just got off yours.
4.) You keep my mom out of this I'll keep this out of your mom.
by Jay November 13, 2003

A vulnerable woman who doesn't realise that her Baby Daddy is a dick head.
She cries over him but always runs back when the twat gets in touch (usually when he's bored and hasn't had a shag for ages).
She doesn't listen to people who advise that he is no good and just a bastard in general who couldn't give a fuck and always ends up broken hearted because he won't change.
She cries over him but always runs back when the twat gets in touch (usually when he's bored and hasn't had a shag for ages).
She doesn't listen to people who advise that he is no good and just a bastard in general who couldn't give a fuck and always ends up broken hearted because he won't change.
'Hey mate are you still keeping in touch with your baby mama?'
'Yeah we still have sex but we'll never be together!'
'Yeah we still have sex but we'll never be together!'
by LBee1993 October 2, 2018

"Joe mama" is a way to insult someone's mother, usually through the tactic of getting someone to go "Who's Joe?" and going "Joe Mama!!!!"
guy 1: Did you hear about Joe?
guy 2: Yeah, it was terrible.. I hope his family is doin-
guy 1: JOE MAMA!!!!!
Joe: dead
guy 2: Yeah, it was terrible.. I hope his family is doin-
guy 1: JOE MAMA!!!!!
Joe: dead
by NagitoTedTalks October 2, 2021

by icherishme November 27, 2021
