Noob

Noob = Idiot, Newb = New player / newbie

dude ur such a noob = dude ur such and idiot, dude ur such a newb = dude ur such a new player (low lvl/newbie)

by LADLEMAO April 22, 2010

noob on a stick

a noob that sucks so much, some guy pwned him and put a stick up his arse for no apparent reason. This can occur also in moments of frustration, when a noob decides he needs to relax and put a stick up his bottom, or when a noob needs to drop a dookie they shove a stick up their arse to prevent an unwanted toilet trip away from world of warcraft. (DO NOT TRY THIS, noobs have been known to explode)

noob "hey guys go easy im new"
wow_man "haha ur such a noob"
thatguy "he hasnt killed ne1 and i keep pwing him, hes a noob on a stick"
noob "ohh..."

by Chris "Kreejo" JJ May 17, 2006

Noobaloob

A much more entertaining way to insult a poor player in a video game. To be substituted in place of noob or newbie. Best used in a situation when comic relief is needed.

Player 1: I totally just killed you with a pistol.
Player 2: Shut up, I shouldn't have died.
Player 1: Haha you got owned, you noobaloob.

by Da Jeebus July 16, 2008

Nobby

Adjective meaning ratchet, ugly, and all around ew.

Bruh did you see that bitch with her nobby ass hair?

by DrakeWillEatYourAss November 7, 2018

Noob tube

Usually refers to the grenade launcher in Call of Duty 4 due to it's high power and wide kill radius, and especially it's easiness to use.

Alex over the headset on Xbox live:
"Dude, this kid with the noob tube killed me like 6 times already, its really pissin' me off!"

by Jboydope June 9, 2008

noobchat

Noob chat is used in online games and chat programs. Many noobs use this method to "communicate" to one another. Translators are still baffled by the complexity of their language. Chating like this is found only by smacking ones head against the keyboard repeatedly.

English: hey guys good job on the dragon
Noobchat: ima HAXOR LOKOKLKOLODKSqaasfdopgjadlksjbhgvkjasdgn;oifha UBER LEET!!!!

by DA ROXXER OF ALL UBER LEET May 13, 2005

noobcoil

Noobcoil refers to the world of warcrafts warcrafts warlocks ability; Deathcoil. Deathcoil Causes the enemy target to run in horror for 3 sec and causes 244 Shadow damage. The caster gains 100% of the damage caused in health.

The reason why people call it Noobcoil is because the Warlock class is a very easy class to play. For PvP (player vs player) the warlocks always cast deathcoil and fear right after, thus spamming DoTs (Damage over time) right after.

by Riyumi July 19, 2007