Popcorn hands

n. Large, cauliflower-shaped phalanges, ill-suited for use during intercourse.

Hey, Angie... check out the set of popcorn hands on that guy.

by Oscar's Mom June 13, 2008

hand slamming

Intense and at times, violent masturbation.

"OMG I walking into the house and caught my sister hand slamming herself, my eyes will never be the same again."

by Daikaiju February 22, 2015

hand wanding

An act used for manually penetrating an orifice for the purposes of pre lubrication prior to penetration via a limb, specially a hand, knuckle, finger, wrist or elbow... consent is a must for this activity...

Man, I’d love to give her a strong hand wanding, right up to the elbow...

by HandWander69 October 10, 2018

ball hand

Act of putting hands down ones pant grabbing there genitals and slapping another person in the face

I just ball handed the shit outa that guy

by Pete April 29, 2004

Cheeto Hand

1. The crusty orange powder that ends up on any finger you use to shove Cheetos into your face

I had to lick off my Cheeto hand before my girl came over....

by Cephalo August 28, 2005

Shower Hands

Shower Hands - Adj

Used to describe the fingers of person who has been in a shower for a while and cannot roll a cigarette or joint.

Guy 1: Aww, shit dude. I've been washing up for a job and now i can't roll a doobie for after. Fucking shower hands

Guy 2: Sucks bro

by Samael86 February 28, 2014

Museum Hands

When a person's hands get covered in cum resulting in being unable to touch anything, much like in a museum.

I couldn't turn the doorknob to get out of her bedroom because I had museum hands.

by Director October 23, 2014