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Skank Plank

A slutty man's penis. Generally referring to his filthy genitalia.
I wouldn't touch his skank plank with a 10 ft pole.
by br March 5, 2015
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Standing on the plank

Waiting for the worse of a situation but hoping for a different outcome.
I’ve been standing on the plank for days now, waiting for everything to fall apart but still hoping it won’t.
by Kewio (beatsbyjxz) April 23, 2025
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ping-planked

the act of trying to play ping-pong while making out

usually resulting in concussions, eye injuries, broken light fixtures, and possibly sodomy.

not recommended for persons dating for less that 1 month.
Friend 1 "man, bill ended up in the hospital and is being sued

by molly"

Friend 2 "yea i heard, he shouldn't have been trying to do

both, he sure got ping-planked
by oompaloominator March 10, 2010
mugGet the ping-plankedmug.

plank

finnegan o brien (otherwise known as the notorious bigboyfinn) is the definition of a plank mf, saw him irl and I was like damn hes one mfing plank.
"damn look its finn o brien"
"bruh- that bigboyfinn is one planky mf
by hannanaonana June 23, 2021
mugGet the plankmug.

Plank

Describing a very erect penis.
"Baby, your thingy was like a plank last night- straight and smooth and hard as wood"
by Csj420 November 15, 2020
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