Nathan

A sweet, awesome, and caring guy that is always there even if my times get tough. <3

Nathan is the most beautiful hoooman.

by Gelceea July 24, 2018

Nathan

Nathan is an ugly, raccoon-like baguette that symbolizes a Jaden. He will fuck your friends and parents. He is an attention whore for reassurance, even if it’s from UR MOM. Nathan’s are usually characterized by having long, greasy hair and a penguin like stance. They walk worse than umbridge the frog. Their fingerd look like a cross between Shrek and ThanosAnd if you actually know a pretty Nathan, well, his soul looks like that and if he ever fucks you, you will see what a monster he is.

“Wow, that whore is definitely a Nathan.”- whispered Johnny to Bob as he passed a sausage-like figure in the hall.

by Itsyaaaaagirl November 12, 2019

Nathan

a big nose jew who resembles a lot like big bird, he eats spicy chickens and loves to ride his tricycle

hey I see Nathan over there let's steal his bike

by Bbal0928 September 6, 2016

Nathan

A guy who at times can be mistaken for a woman from the back due to having longish/female-like hair.

Stuart: Hey did you see that girls hair! Tamara: That was Nathan. Stuart: What a wanker.

by Geek Vampette December 12, 2010

Nathan

The biggest idiot you'll ever know. If you are considering friendship with this person or even a relationship, don't. Often homosexual, Nathans' will go out of their way to make people's lives difficult and unpleasant.

A Nathan is also known to sell out his friends for the tiniest bit of power and has one of the most obnoxious personalities you'll ever encounter. Most Nathans end up boring accountants with no lives.

Girl: I can't believe what a dick he is!

Guy: What'd you expect? Its Nathan...

by Charlieboyyyy August 23, 2012

Nathan

1. a complete jerk, dumbass, who likes to make and treat girls like complete and utter shit.

2.a SMALL penis that likes to get up a lot

3.someone who likes to get high a lot, and drunk.

4. someone NOBODY (not even his bestest friend) will ever understand or change.

1. after one types a long and meaningful text, he just says "k"

2. just does ... Nathan is gay(:

by hellothurrrrr(: August 23, 2011

Nathan

Nathans are easily angered, slackers. Violent. Unhealthy. Disgusting. Rude. Arrogant. They think they're funny when they're not. Don't have a Nathan for a boyfriend, they will break your heart, tell you they still love you then shag some whore. Be careful.

"Ew, Nathan! Don't eat a mouldy chocolate peanut!"
"Nathan, get tested"
"You're Nathan!!"

by jhgaouireba March 29, 2012