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Blowing Numbers

She's such a lightweight, after just 2 Jack n Coke's she was blowing numbers!
by Sgt. Lt. August 3, 2008
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number 5

Receiving fellatio while you are in the process of clearing your bowels.
Damn Blimmer, your sister is dirty. She gave a number 5 to Lazarus and all his boys!
by Phineas Taylor Barracus December 20, 2004
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Bendy number

A number that is the correct answer to a math problem when you don't understand and need an answer to write down. It can be bent into the correct answer.
Noa: what did u get for number 7?
Jaime: I got 17
Noa: that's wrong. The answer is 235
Jaime: that's what I meant. 17 is a bendy number
by Yellow crocs April 17, 2017
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Number Three

The dreaded third shit of the morning, usually hits as soon as you either take a shower or leave the house.
My god that cheap draft is haunting me now! Number Three came knockin as soon as I walked out the door!

As I was drying off after a hot shower, number three hit with a vengeance not often seen in this universe and I had to dirty my clean arse....goddammitt!!
by Lunicus February 9, 2013
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number 4

Urinating, clearing your bowels and masturbating in the same trip to the washroom. Also referred to as a piss, shit and a wack!
I was supposed to meet K Lo at the party in an hour, but I needed to make time for a number 4 — so I called her and said I'd meet her in 90 minutes.
by Phineas Taylor Barracus December 20, 2004
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Avocado's Number

6.12x10^32, equivalent to Nikocado Avocado's mass in yottagrams (as of 2022)

Not to be confused with Avogadro's Number
1: have you heard of Avocado's Number?
2: I learnt it in chemistry class
by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap January 30, 2022
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