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That's Not What Your Mom Said in Bed Last Night

A comeback that people say when someone says, " I bet you are terrible at sex." Or other comebacks. Then that person would come back and say, " That's not what your Mom said in bed last night."
Guy #1: Your dick is probably the size of half of a raisin.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.
by jazmine1 April 19, 2018
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all-nighter

A study or work session that goes through the night; studying without sleep (usually a last-minute course of action).

The term is popular with college students who spend the night before an exam studying (or 'cramming'), trying to learn a lot of material in a short period of time. The term is frequently used in the phrase 'pull an all-nighter'.
1) We pulled an all-nighter to finish the report.

2) I pulled an all-nighter to study for my math exam.
by VAKI5 May 10, 2005
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Wife for the Night

A girl that you use for personal pleasures, but only for one night
by J Fo October 27, 2008
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Late Night Hype

When you meet someone you're not dating or in a relationship with at a time after 1 a.m. You hang out, hook up, have sex, etc. It's a really fun thing to do.

Often mentioned in rap songs. Check out Compton's Most Wanted "Late Night Hype" (all parts 1-3).
I'm hooking up a late night hype with Alexandra at 2 o clock tonight. Last time I had one with Daniella I had a great time.

"Swooped to my girl house to see what was poppin
To let me know if the panties was droppin
Baby wanted snaps, twenties by the dozen
I guess the tramp thought that the E was buzzin
I couldn't fade it, why the hell should I jib?
Got the 20 sack of thai, and I'm here for the crib
I can't go out like that, that ain't my type
I hooked her up on my late night hype"

-Compton's Most Wanted "Late Night Hype Part 1"
by Bigfootbeleva13 July 24, 2009
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girls' night out

when girls go out and party without their boyfriends/husbands
Shirley and the gals went on a girls' night out to the local bar.
by cockblocka August 19, 2003
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one night stand

The act of having intercourse with a person but having no further relations to them after that.
"Nah man, it was only a one night stand, she was sexy though."
by acrobativity June 2, 2017
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night drunk

When its late at night and you just don't care what your saying or doing and say anything off the top of your head to ANYONE.
Me:Omg he was so night drunk last night he blew chunks
Not me:Thats not too bad
Me:..chunks is my dog..
by Ashley.A December 14, 2008
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