unload a mule

Release of a very large amount of semen upon ejaculation

I am so horny it feels like I will unload a mule

by Darth Damo July 7, 2017

Francis the talking mule

A very popular tv show.

I spoke to Francis. He's been promoted to an intelligence officer. Francis the talking mule, loves apples.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019

white sock mule horse

A white sock mule horse is when you cant drive a vehicle worth a f*ck and you wreck on the way

Chaz was on his way to work and somehow managed to hit a white sock mule horse

by Freddy mulecock April 16, 2020

The cross-eyed mule kick

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion

“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick

by BBC401 July 3, 2021

Chicago Drug Mule

Cocktail made with Jeppsen’s Malort

1.5 oz Tequila
0.75 oz lime juice
0.75 oz cranberry juice
0.5 oz Jeppson’s Malort
2 oz ginger beer

‘Malort is undrinkable’

‘If you mix it into a Chicago Drug Mule, it’s only mildly unpleasant’

by waterbaby8391 November 24, 2022

Montana Mullee Mule

When you constantly get ass fucked so hard by life your cries sound like the hee-haw of a baby mule.

My fantasy football team is a fucking Montana Mullee Mule

by John_doe_1018 July 24, 2023

Betting on the mule

To take the easier but less effective option

He could of carried all of those sticks in one go - he was betting on the mule

by HubieHiggs July 23, 2024