Rusty Mower

The act of rapidly and aggressively removing anal beads from your significant others hoop, much like the motion one uses when attempting to start a rusty lawn mower.

My Mrs gave me such a brutal rusty mower last night that I ended up pebble dashing the ceiling.

by DazCaz2 May 24, 2015

Lawn Mowing

To eat the hair out of the asshole

Dude last night I lawnmowed that girl no mess no hairs. That was a good lawn mowing.

by Eslur June 1, 2019

you bagging what im mowing

are u picking up what im putting down , you smelling what im steppin in, you bayling what im haying .

to ask if one understands the concept of what you are saying and or conversing about.

for example:

mike says: hey im probably goin to take the next left to get to where we need to go quicker , you bagging what im mowing jake.

Jake says: sure do ........ duurrrrrrrrrr

by mrikejake March 21, 2010

Mowla

Often used as a put down.

"You're diqusting! You smell like a dirty Mowla!"

by NotUhlaOhn January 1, 2012

mowing the grassy knoll

To interrogate and scrutinize one fact or situation beyond the point of sanity.

reference: to crackpot insane conspiracy theorists on the JFK assassination.

Dude #1: I have to prove that Jess really is the one stealing my toothbrushes when I sleep!!

Dude #2: Don't you think your mowing the grassy knoll on this one?

by popcornrules February 28, 2009

ecuadorian lawn mower

A guy holds woman thighs and is plowing her in the ass as she is walking on her hands in wheelbarrow position.

"Mylton would you like to do the Ecuadorian lawn mower?" said Hallie
"nah I'm too tired for that plus i don't support immigration"

by skit skat April 13, 2009

Lawn Mower

A messican's tool for his career.

"Oye, Juan, I need the lawn mower back to feed mi familia, ese"

by Messican April 7, 2003