Mount Saint Helens

When you shart and jizz at the same time.
Me and my GF just got back from Bernies Burritos and things got a little steamy in my car and in mid thrust I had a Mount Saint Helens. She then proceeded to lick my butthole.
by Merrick and Smitty January 28, 2010
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Kapaun Mount Carmel

Thought to be the best Private school in Wichita, It ,in fact, includes unqualified teachers, hypocritical administration, and ridiculous rules.
Mr. Carlson thought he was a badass because he had the power to make kids cut their hair. Unfortunately for him, he resembles a teletubby.
I wasted thousands of dollars by having my kids attend Kapaun Mount Carmel when they could have gotten a better education at mall school.
by Max Lazzo June 11, 2008
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Mount St. Shit

A shit that is so large that it protrudes above the water line of the toilet. It is similar in shape and size to an ocean volcano that, following eruption on the sea bed, forces it's summit out through the waves. Like the volcano, there may also be a ghostly mist coming from the peak.
Oh my god, who has been to the toilet and left Mount St. Shit in the pan...? Quick get some climbing irons and a small flag - this climb is going to be a challenge.
by normanstanleyfletcher July 02, 2016
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Mount Pleasant Masterpiece

After performing anal sex pull out and draw a smiley face on the stocmach using the nipples as the eyes.
That Mount Pleasant Masterpiece I created last night was so beautiful
by analagous October 10, 2009
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Climbing Mount Ranier

Pacific Northwest slang for climbing up to the roof to get high.
Dude 1: "Dude, you should have been there last night, we climbed Mount Ranier & the view of the stars up there was magnificent."
Dude 2: "Aw, man, next time I'm climbing with you!"

Dude 3: "Why are they going upstairs?"
Dude 4: "Oh, they're Climbing Mount Ranier."
Dude 3: "Why do they never invite me!"
Dude 4: "Cuz you're afraid of heights, Dude."
by cuhrollinruby July 12, 2012
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mount de sales

where everything you have ever heard about catholic school girls come true...

the best all girls catholic school ever
by christina May 06, 2005
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mount de sales

wow, reading all the rest of these defninitions is pretty embarrassing to see how people fight w/ each other over the internet for the world to see, hmm...cool? As for the Mount, you either love it or hate it, there is no in-between. We've got it all from blue nuns, to hidden tunnels under the school, to the cupala.
"Only at the Mount"
by cruiser101 May 11, 2005
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