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Chatch monkey

one who is named beller by which plays games for over 12 hours daily and idolizes frodo baggins
one who pets the precious
Alex the Chatch Monkey from winona
by Nerfer January 17, 2009
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Summoning the monkey

Summoning the monkey: a euphemism for masturbation.

Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.
Sam: Have you seen Liam?
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.
by Artagan000 May 3, 2021
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hoss monkey

someone who is just amazing at life. and altogether cool. usually said in response to doing something awesome for someone.
Clint: i just finished that essay in 15 minutes and got a 92.
Jimbo: you are a "hoss monkey"
by The Emerald Lantern November 10, 2009
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Talentless Monkey

andrew: i just fumbled that ball so hard, damn it!

random guy: what a talentless monkey
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monkey flip

A very good meme I liked it and it’s funny to me idk why but it’s about a monkey flipping and he falls at the end- look up on YouTube “monkey flip” and it’ll show up
*Monkey flip*
*epic music playing in background*
by Robin<3 October 3, 2020
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nutless monkey

noun: someone with no particular skill.
The phrase appears in the movie Tropic Thunder, when the character Les Grossman (played by Tom Cruise) tells a studio executive "A nutless monkey could do your job."
by Lorem Ipsum December 4, 2013
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100 Monkeys

A California-based band with a worldwide audience. With a genre of music that can't quite be placed, (something between Indie/Rock/Jazz/Country) this fledgling band is slowly but surely growing in fame. The band members include Jerad Anderson, Benjamin Graupner, Lawrence Abrams, Benjamin Johnson, and Jackson Rathbone. The 100 Monkeys are as unique as they are awesome with a Bananager named Marty, a scientist named Scott Coslett, and a dog named Gus, and a very wise friend by the name of Spencer Bell.
Jessica: Hey do you wanna go see the 100 Monkeys with me?

Johanna: Yes!

Jessica: They're playing in L.A. this weekend.

Johanna: Let's go then.

Jackson Rathbone Spencer Bell
by Riverwater October 28, 2010
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