mond

The true capital of the South and the great state of Virginia. Sometimes young male inhabitants are categorized as dudely or too cool by those who care too much and live by the stereotype. People born in the Mond usually never leave. Properly known as Richmond, the mond serves as a model city for the United States of American and the South.

The 'mond' is the abbreviated nickname for Richmond, Virginia.

by guymandudebro October 18, 2004

Effective Monday

When after a three-day weekend or vacation your first day back at work falls on a day other than Monday. The sensation of Monday is present, only worse.

"It may be Tuesday, but since we were off yesterday this is Effective Monday."

by Casey Fleming September 13, 2007

moked

stoned; really high off marijuana

How much did you guys smoke you all look moked.

by mellikesorangesoda February 5, 2009

mondá

mondá is literally dick, it's used by black colombians to refer men's dick, also can be an offensive word

that woman was seeing my mondá, that caremondá was hitting me

by conerl September 8, 2018

Mondays

1.Noun: A slang term for black people. Because no one likes the Mondays. Used by lower to middle class white people to mask their racism. Usually used in the upper north of the United States.

1. Man I fucking hate Mondays.

by The Bigga Jigga January 11, 2009

mondee

at Radnor Middle School of Wayne Pennsylvania our old latin teacher Mr Murry uses the word mondee due to an extreme speach problem.

we have a test on mondee

by cole October 15, 2003

Mustache Monday

The first Monday after the end of No Shave November.

On this day, men shave their faces after a month of neglect; leaving nothing except a mustache style of their choice.

Everyone thought John's fu manchu was hilarious on Mustache Monday.

by Loudly December 17, 2009