Moist Johnson

To lick your hand, then slap someone on the face, after which you must say "Moist Johnson!"

*slap* "Moist Johnson!"

by JMount August 31, 2006

Moist Polar Bear

Having to wear a sweater drenched with the baby batter of a hundred frat guys

Kyle lost a game of poker so now he has to perform the "Moist Polar Bear!!!!"

by Corey Jackson August 19, 2008

moisession

The act of hanging out with some friends and smoke a few bowls or blunts of mariguana for a while.

javi: yo man what's happening?

mike: nothing just chillen.

javi: well then ur ass over here and lets have a fucking moisession.

by javnasty February 24, 2009

moistache

What a man with a well-groomed facial feature gets when he provides oral stimulation to the female genetalia.

"man, I really like having this moustache. But I'm tired of it becoming a moistache when I go down on chicks. Especially when I can't find running water for a few days"

"The well endowed moustache man was inexplicably rewarded with a moistache after pleasing the old woman's nether-regions"

by supertrooperdude_69 January 20, 2010

moishe

A cool hot guy.
Full of energy and extremely cool,
Moshe’s are players and lovers at the same time.
They will either dump you or love you like crazy,

I’m so nervous I’m going out with a moishe!

by Nshdbcid c September 12, 2021

Arab moist towel

When you cum into a bucket till it's full put it on a towel, while you doing it doggy style wrap the towel around your partner and waterboard them and yell "tell us you secrets"

Jim: ya me and Amy did the Arab moist towel last night.

Bob: really did she tell you her secrets?

by Twitter.com/BluSaiyan December 22, 2018

moist boi

Any single alcoholic drink.

Ayo, hand me a moist boi - a cold one preferably.

by sraavo June 9, 2018