milking the missile

Jacking off

My wife divorced me after realising I’ve been milking the missile to Uncle Grandpa hentai for the past five years.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

missile shiner

A person who says they’d join the military but they can’t because of some bullshit excuse

John is a missile shiner he said he can’t enlist because of his small penis

by Kody_6226 September 8, 2020

siberian missile

When a person shoots a hard poop that gets pushed out releasing diarrhea that it was blocking.

“Hey man I just did a Siberian missile”

by SilentTeller July 17, 2022

Piss Missile

A piss middle is often seen at Just The Tip’s old man softball games. These missiles are not to be messed with and should be fielded with care to risk injury if one was to not exit the premises. Slop says so. Bet on it.

During the game with The Late Show there were plenty of piss missiles to be seen. Not many were caught.

by Just a Tip August 2, 2022

Cruise missile

Any action film starring Tom Cruise.

This weekend Amy and I went to see the latest Cruise missile. Man, that dude is so intense.

by Partsdriver August 4, 2022

A Missile

A girl whose super fine; a 10

Person 1: Damn bro have you seen her she’s a missile.

Person 2: What makes u say that?
Person 1: She’s so fine she could light this whole place up

by CheesyChunk August 5, 2022

The Missile

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.

The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

by Mikelmouse July 1, 2022