Mexican Boat Missile

A transgender Mexican who claims to be female but in reality is a male

Dude I was boutta eat her out until she pulled out a Mexican boat missile. It was bigger than mine

by Lesean McCoy July 5, 2025

Shit missile

A turd, most often, launched by hand. Most often, the object will belong to/from the thrower.

Bro! Did you see the roof in the men's bathroom? There's something brown stuck right up in there!

It was probably Henry. He's been been launching shit missiles again. What a dickhole! Just don't stay in one place too long and you'll be fine.

by Sharts At Will November 15, 2025

Réti Opening: Tennison Gambit, Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation

A simple yet effective chess trap that players of any rating will be guaranteed to fall for. With the founder GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh, here are steps to ensure you are in a winning position:

We will start with a standard opening, king's pawn to e4. Black responds with the Scandivanian Defense, queen's pawn to d5. This is black's first mistake, and the game is already over for him. We will play knight to f3. Black responds by capturing our pawn, attacking our knight. Now we will move our knight to g5, saving the piece and attacking black's pawn. To defend the hanging pawn, black plays knight to f6, bringing the piece into a more active square. We will move our pawn to d3. Black is already ahead in material, and so they will accept the sacrifice. Now we can develop our bishop by capturing the pawn on d3. Black plays pawn to h6, attacking the knight. What we will do next is move the knight to f7, forking the rook and queen. Black has no options except to capture the knight and leave it in an exposed position. We can move the bishop to g6 to check black. Black cannot retreat his king because the bishop is now attacking this entire corridor. Black once again has no other choice but to capture with their king. Black's queen is now exposed after we sacrificed a knight and bishop. The next move is obvious. We can launch an RT-2PM2 «Topol-M» cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black's remaining pieces.

GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh used the Réti Opening: Tennison Gambit, Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation against Magnus Carlsen, instantly decimating his chances of winning the World Blitz Chess Championship.

by uh0ajd0h0h0haja0shd0hsdh0ah0ah March 27, 2023

Glitch Missile

A poorly coded software exploit that is more likely to crash a system instead of giving you access to it.

"Hey, did you see the POC for CVE-9001-99999?"
"Which one?"
"The Metasploit POC....not the glitch missile on Github."

by throwaway_mcgee August 3, 2021

blood missile

When a girl who is menstruating uses her tampon as a weapon

Woah that chick just threw a blood missile into the crowd

by Cumjunkie69 October 13, 2022

Passport-seeking missile

Someone instigating a whirlwind romance and entering into marriage with a hapless victim for the express intent of gaining citizenship in the victim's country. Whereas a gold-digger needs to be in the same location as their victim, passport-seeking missiles can lock on to targets in the US from as far away as the APAC region via Internet dating.

Tyler: Wow, Kiki just divorced Norbert... they'd only been together a few years.
Conrad: Yeah... I tried to warn him but he didn't want to listen and married a passport-seeking missile!

by <LeIgHthaL> December 30, 2022

Fish missile

Launching a fish out the car window at a high speed to hit another vehicle

I just fish missiled that Chevy over there

I’m going to throw a fish missile

by Mindyourshit October 24, 2022