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Minnesotitis

Being confined to the state of Minnesota during the six winter months either by family commitments, financial constraints or mental constraints and absolutely loathing every second of it. Symptoms include: fear, cold anxiety, cabin fever and frequent checking of weather details of locations warmer and comfortable even by relative comparison ie. Juneau, Miami or Antarctica.
I was finally cured of my Minnesotitis this past February when I permanently moved out of the state.
by Nefmaster December 6, 2011
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Minnesota Mudslide

When your having anal sex and you shove your penis up a woman s ass so far that shit comes out her ass like a mudslide
i gave my girl a dirty minnesota mudslide last night while doing anal
by Joe Joe Ives December 23, 2011
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Minnesota Frostbite

The act of spreading open your partner's vagina and dropping in as many ice cubes as possible. You then proceed to have sexual intercourse packing in the cubes with the tip of your penis until her vaginal walls freeze. For best results, do all of this whilst listening to the song "Cold as Ice" by Foreigner.
Dude, I met this chick at the bar last night. She was totally diggin' the Minnesota frostbite I gave her.
by BoJangleJanges69 April 13, 2014
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minneci

Minneci, coming from the Latin word ”mincini,” meaning lord and savior is defined as all powerful and all knowing- better than other puny peasants.
The Minneci savagely paddled their slaves and ate their children for dessert with macoroni.
by Artemis Williams February 1, 2018
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Minnesota Butt

When there is no defined line between a girls butt and her leg. Her butt just gradually turns into her leg. Mostly due to the cold climate and lack of outdoor exercise.
by MrRagu February 7, 2018
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Minnesota

The place that copied Canada and got their whole state deported.
Fricken Canada, Minnesota copied them once and they decided to deport our whole state doncha know.
by Zack Schader October 7, 2020
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Brownsville, Minnesota

A little town in south west Minnesota that no one knows about.
Girl 1: Where do you live?
Girl 2: I live in Brownsville, Minnesota.
Girl 1: Where's that?
Girl 2: Facepalm.
by frankensteinchcick January 18, 2011
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