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Miley Cyrus 

God's gift to the Devil.
Or
The Devil's gift to God.
God : Oh thank you for the gift Devil !
Devil : My pleasure..
God : -Opens-
Miley Cyrus/Hannah : YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS !
God : -deteriorates-
Devil : >:D
Miley Cyrus/Hannah : YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS !!
Devil : Uh - oh ..-dies-
Miley Cyrus/Hannah : Well, off to destroy the Earth !
Miley Cyrus by DisneyHATERZ(: April 8, 2009
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Miley Cyrus 

A big, brown, lumpy piece of crap, see diahhrea. Having Miley Cyrus's can sometimes lead to a visit from the doctor. After a Miley Cyrus, flush at least 3 times then air freshen. Very bad poop, sometimes even with mold or fungus. Also can be partly green. If you mix a Miley Cyrus and pee together, it becomes a Britney Spears.



try to NEVER have Miley Cyrus's
Guy 1: Eww, last night I left a huge Miley Cyrus in the toilet!

Guy 2: What did you do?

Guy 1: Well, I flushed it 6 times, sprayed 4 cans of air freshener, then stepped outside for about half an hour while the odor cleared out.

Guy 2: Wow, I hope I don't have a Miley Cyrus!

Guy 1: I know, they're awful! The sound of the crapping makes your ears bleed! Never listen, or have, her again! Yuck!

Guy 2: I promise!
Miley Cyrus by I Hate Miley Cyrus January 5, 2009
Having the characteristics of a MILF.
Mmmm, Bea Arthur is so milfy...
milfy by Dr. Balls May 4, 2005

milky release jutsu 

A forbiten jutsu .When your fucking someone and you want to give them all your cum.
milky release jutsu by Yeetgod24 December 22, 2018

miley cyrus 

Who: Cyrus, Miley

What: A skank who thinks she's so hot and can sing. She love to throw herself all over her boyfriend when theres a camera in the room, wait, she loves throwing herself all over any guy. PROTECT YOUR BOYFRIENDS, LADIES!

Where: Usually found in her bed/bedroom with new bff Many Girox.{What happened to Lesly?} Or in her bed/bedroom with her boyfriend. Or in a hotel hallway with random girls she shares candy with.

When: Rehab probably this summer. She staggers like a drunk woman on stage. Wait i mean a drunk slut.
ew Miley Cyrus had a hang over and she barfed all over Thomas's shoes and he dumped her
miley cyrus by nickoobadoo May 21, 2008

milky panda

When a guy cums into their partners "hoo hah" and they dip Oreo cookies into the puddle of semen. Bon Appetit!
Paco: Hey man, did you try the classic milky panda with Jane last night?

Steve: Yeah dude. I was starving.
milky panda by gonnorhea goober January 19, 2009

Miley Cyrus'd 

A replacement for the word 'baked.' Only this is the pinnacle of being fucked up. Once you reach this level, you begin to see ex-boyfriends everywhere, and have a tendancy to giggle a LOT. See also, 'Awesome'.
Dude, hand me that bong, i wanna get Miley Cyrus'd.
Miley Cyrus'd by MikeyDee120 December 13, 2010