Mikey

The best he is amazing and loves himself

mikey is awersome

by ggkkgk March 2, 2019

The Mikey Vetty

In the act of ejaculation, a male rips off some of his (preferably pubic) hair, places the hair on his male/female partner's face and ejaculates on his/her face. The sperm allows for the hair to stick to the partner's face, to resemble facial hair.

"Dude, what did you do to that girl over their last night, it looks like your pubes are on his face."
"I did 'The Mikey Vetty' on her. It was totally worth it."

by randbots December 14, 2012

Mikey

Tall, dark and handsome with a massive penis.

There's something about Mikey.

by MikeyisEpic November 24, 2021

Mikey Belcher

‘He sucks balls and dick ‘
If u ever see him run he a pedo

Mikey belcher he is a pedo

by I am a smeg who is a best frie March 14, 2021

Mikey

His name is normally Michael lopes and he likes cars, bars, and has a dog named har. He on the quest for that cupcake and is the Mexican eazy e.

Sussy imposter Mikey

by Morbius99fortnitecheeks June 4, 2022

Mikey

A fat usless bastard.

Mikey is a fat usless bastats.

by Applepsp May 16, 2020

Gayer then a box of Mikeys

This term is used when a gay ass nigga decides to speak his gayness in any situation.

Gay ass nigga:Gelato got me flying in the Victors.
Straight ass nigga:I'm not gonna lie that shit is "Gayer then a box of Mikeys."

by Billis Blacksumia August 9, 2018