microshit

A name people give to anything made by microsoft that they are too retarded to work or take care of. Mostly used online by jackasses typing on their computer with Windows.

"This microshit is garbage!"
"No, you are garbage."

by Ace8904 January 30, 2008

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microsubterranianegyptianseamonkeys

A delusion of some whack named jonny.

"microsubterranianegyptianseamonkeys"? That jonny is whacked out of his goard.

by HOG December 5, 2002

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microsoftish

An organization, or company that is known to use dirty tactics to make even more profit then their already ridiculous figures. Some of these tactics can be seen as evil, or simply dirty. It is not to be confused with illegal, as these organizations will make sure that what they do is legal, but just "micro" "soft" to customers.

One common tactic is to price gouge, or hide clauses to make customers pay more after they've already paid. This is very common with software licensing companies.

I already paid 10k for this software, but now they want me to pay another 1k per computer just so the client portion can work? That's so microsoftish!

by redsquirrel1 January 20, 2011

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microsorry

The feeling of being sorry but at a microscopic level.

Slock was only microsorry because he didn't think it was his fault.

by SlockerCocker April 30, 2017

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Mircosoft

Mircosoft = plug-n-pray click-n-crash ( waste my time )

Mircosoft burns time.. Time is money. Time is life. You only have x amount of time or money!!!

let's say 20 million users spend 1/2 hour a day booting or pounding the keyboard NIH
10 million hours X 200 days or 2 billion man hours per year X 10 years = 20 billion hrs.

Bill is a bad boy

by itichie_nocanpo October 18, 2006

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